Selma Plout: ...and about this room.
Uncle Joe: What about it?
Selma Plout: Look at it. My chickens roost in a better place than this.
Uncle Joe: I bet they don't cackle half as much as you do either. Just for your information, this happens to be the Millard P. Bradley Memorial Suite.
Selma Plout: Oh really? Where is he buried, in the mattress? I wondered about that lump.
Uncle Joe: What lump? That's the other side of you.
Selma Plout: Oh...I'm liable to forget I'm a lady.
Uncle Joe: Big deal. That's a natural mistake.