Petticoat Junction

Season 7 Episode 22

Whiplash, Whiplash

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 28, 1970 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Selma Plout: ...and about this room.
      Uncle Joe: What about it?
      Selma Plout: Look at it. My chickens roost in a better place than this.
      Uncle Joe: I bet they don't cackle half as much as you do either. Just for your information, this happens to be the Millard P. Bradley Memorial Suite.
      Selma Plout: Oh really? Where is he buried, in the mattress? I wondered about that lump.
      Uncle Joe: What lump? That's the other side of you.
      Selma Plout: Oh...I'm liable to forget I'm a lady.
      Uncle Joe: Big deal. That's a natural mistake.