Keely: They're all so hard hitting. I don't know where to start.
(Phil holds out cue cards)
Phil: Pick a story, any story.
(Picks with eyes closed)
Keely: Are cheerleaders skirts too short?
Phil: Brilliant! I'll get right on it! (Runs out of classroom and Keely looks through the cards)
Keely: Wait a minute! These all say that! Phil!
(Phil returns to the classroom)
(Keely holds up the cards)
Phil: Fine. We'll go with the stinky-janitor story.