Phineas and Ferb

Season 2 Episode 45

Ain't No Kiddie Ride

Aired Friday 8:00 PM Feb 20, 2010 on Disney Channel



  • Quotes

    • Chorus: (singing) Doofenshmirtz walks to the diner.
      Heinz: I just called in a to-go order for Doofenshmirtz.
      Waitress: Hey, Vic. You got an order for Doofeyberg?
      Heinz: No, no, no! Doofenshmirtz. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Surely, you've heard of me.
      Waitress: Okay. Order for Hans Doofensmit. Is that right?
      Heinz: No, Doofenshmirtz! Doofen-- My brother's the mayor!
      Waitress: Roger Doofenshmirtz is your brother?
      Heinz: Yes, Doofenshmirtz!
      Waitress: And your name is...?
      Heinz: HEINZ Doofenshmirtz!
      Waitress: Do we have an order for a Hans Doofenblatz?
      Heinz: GRRRR! (beings to storm out of the diner) Mark my words! You will remember the name of Heinz Doofenshmirtz. HMMMF! (Leaves, then opens the door again) Could I still get my whole wheat on rye?
      Waitress: Sure, what's your name?