Pinky and the Brain Season 1 Episode 1

Pinky: Oh, please, Brain! If we don't do something soon, I'll go out of my mind!
The Brain: That's a short trip.

Brain: We shall receive the aid of legions of unassuming humans because they will be hypnotized by the secretions of a rare Peruvian Gaokin. After we collect the frog's fluid, we shall mix the floury batter and have a giant pancake jamboree!

(Brain is showing Pinky a map of their trajectory)
Brain: This is our position, and here is the hull of the Titanic.
(Pinky looks at the map and mistakes the feet between them for inches)
Pinky: Egad, Brain. It's so close. We'll be there before you can yell poit.
Brain: We'll reach mars before I yell poit, Pinky.
(Later, as the sub is being bombed)
Pinky: Egad, Brain. We'll be okay, won't we?
Brain: POIT!

Pinky: (After Brain escapes from his cage) Boy, that was a good one Brain!
Brain: They are all good ones, Pinky.

Brain: The sea, Pinky. "Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean. Roll." - Byron.
Pinky: Good one, Brain. Oh, oh, I've got one too! Um..."Hey you kids stay out of that rip tide"... Baywatch.

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in there from last time.

Jack McGuire: I take no joy in the demise of another man... usually!