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    SoylentYellow

    [1]Jul 24, 2007
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    Send 25 TONS of black pirate eye patches to CBS! LOL!

    http://www.woodchests.com/Product.aspx?CategoryID=50152&ProductId=82164

    Edited on 07/24/2007 11:17am
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    AbbyN0rmal

    [2]Jul 24, 2007
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    I think we should bombard CBS with SKULLS!
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    fignewtons6

    [3]Jul 24, 2007
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    gonna send the 192 dozen
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    kipwiz

    [4]Jul 24, 2007
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    I'll send as many as possible.
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    DarkPaladin1000

    [5]Jul 24, 2007
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    ZOMG

    How about we send 25 tons of gold coins to CBS!!
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    SoylentYellow

    [6]Jul 25, 2007
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    kipwiz wrote:
    I'll send as many as possible.

    I was joking, but what the heck - see what happens. I would fall out of my chair if it actually worked.

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    SoylentYellow

    [7]Jul 25, 2007
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    DarkPaladin1000 wrote:
    ZOMG How about we send 25 tons of gold coins to CBS!!

    LOL! Lets do the math on that... excluding shipping (which would be astronomical...

    50,000 pounds of gold = 800,000 ounces.

    Gold bars are tradingover $675 peroz.

    Total value = $540 million. I estimate shipping to cost at least $60 million for a grand total of $600 million. Bill Gates could pull this off... give him a call.. maybe hesa Pirate Master fan! LOL!

    Bear in mind even the cheapest gold coins sell for over $1000 per oz. So the actual cost would be over $1 billion using coins.

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    Exile29

    [8]Jul 25, 2007
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    Hahaha. I seriously doubt there are enough Pirate Master fans to make this work. I'm content enough to watch the rest of the episodes online. *shrug*
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    Synetech

    [10]Jul 25, 2007
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    For $1,000,000,000 we could produce our own show(s).

    Just send them 25 tons of cannonballs (it would only be a few hundred balls, not too expensive either); deliver by cannon.
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    etching

    [11]Jul 25, 2007
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    Yeah, I like this idea the best so far...How much does a cannonball weigh? Will one cannon be enough? Or aim one at every CBS affiliate?
    Edited on 07/25/2007 12:11pm
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    Exile29

    [12]Jul 25, 2007
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    I also read on the CBS messageboard that some people are buying pieces of parchment with wax stamps and sending ABC executives "black spots." I like that idea the best of anything I've heard.
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    mrtnj21

    [13]Jul 26, 2007
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    Reruns of 48 Hours Mystery is replacing Pirate Master.

    Pirate Master - Bring it BACK!!!
    Sign the petition

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/piratemaster/index.html
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