Pete: We've got to get him to a hospital. Alan: Oh yeah, great, Pete, what hospital? Our Blue Cross expired 'bout a thousand years ago.
Galen: And don't you worry about me being able to convince Kira. I happen to be an expert on feminine psychology.
Kira: Galen, you were a decent law-abiding ape once. What happened? Galen: Well, I had this terrible accident. I collided with the truth. I discovered that humans and apes are supposed to be equals, not masters and slaves.
Urko: This human who attacked you. What did he look like? Gorilla: I don't know, I couldn't tell. All humans look alike. Urko: Ah, well, that's true.
Kleon: It isn't logical they'd take such a risk. Urko: Logical? If they were logical they would not be human. They're driven by strange impulses.
(Pete breaks into a cabinet) Galen: Where did you learn to do that? Pete: Jersey City, PS 103.
Urko: Do you, uh, do you have a key for this cabinet? Zaius: Why? Urko: Let's call it intellectual curiosity. Even a brutish policeman has the right to expand the potential of his limited mind.
Leander: I don't like to see patients dying in my operating room. It's bad for morale.
Adapted by George Alec Effinger in Planet of the Apes #2: Escape to Tomorrow.
Jamie Smith-Jackson is billed as "Special Guest Star."
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