Player$ Season 3 Episode 1

Courtney Peldon: Now, I do wish there were more games, though, geared toward women.

David Draimon: Anything that involves a lot of shooting, blood and gore...right up my alley.

Adam Scott: I want to get Grand Theft Auto. It's a great, a great game for kids. And beer for kids is also excellent. Give them beer.

Kimberly Caldwell: You guys are waiting for me to do something really exciting, aren't you.

Kimberly Caldwell: I'm a player. All you boys step in line.

Big Show: Grip it, and Rip it, and let the Big Dog eat.

Ed Robertson: Oh, look at all this grinding. Who's grinding? It's like a Britney video in here.

Ed Robertson: Kid's, if you're watching this gameplay, do not try this at home. This is not hte recomended way to go about this game. If you play like this, you will lose.

Ed Robertson: I'm coming out of the closet, as a full-on game freak.

Ed Robertson: (To Tyler) There's a couple of guys, actually, in the new House of the Dead game that you don't look entirely dissimular from.

Ed Robertson: Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.

Ed Robertson: For the most part, these guys just tollerate my gaming den on the bus. Because it, uh, think they understand it's what I need to remain sane.