Police Squad!

Season 1 Episode 4

Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 25, 1982 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Norberg: I've got the sandwiches, sir.
      Ed: All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?
      Eddie: I told you, I don't remember.
      Norberg: Who had the egg salad?
      Ed: "I don't remember."
      Norberg: Somebody ordered it.
      Frank: You can't expect us to buy that.
      Norberg: But I already paid for it.
      Eddie: Why don't you give a guy a break?
      Norberg: Thanks a lot.
      Eddie: What's the charge, huh?
      Norberg: About $4.58.
      Ed: What are you trying to do, insult us?
      Norberg: Okay, $3.50. Coffee's on me.
      Eddie: I told you, I went to the movies. I fell asleep. I don't remember.
      Frank: You don't expect us to swallow that?
      Norberg: All right, I'll eat it. But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it.