Police Squad!

Season 1 Episode 2

Ring of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 11, 1982 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Cooper: What've you got?
      Frank: Full house. Kings over.
      Cooper: Not so fast, Kelly. Straight beats a full house.
      Frank: No it doesn't. A straight beats three of a kind. A full house beats a straight.
      Poker Player #1: Can a flush beat a straight?
      Poker Player #2: A straight flush beats everything.
      Frank: Not a royal flush.
      Cooper: Does a flush beat a full house?
      Poker Player #2: A regular flush, or a straight flush?
      Poker Player #1: A flush beats a straight.