Police Squad!

Season 1 Episode 3

The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 18, 1982 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Ted: So you see, Billy, this experiment will prove the Earth's gravity exerts the same pulling force on any object no matter what size or weight.
      Billy: Gee.
      Ted: Let me show you what I've done. The bowling ball weighs 10 pounds. Your next-door neighbor Dr. Murray Shanebaum weighs 175 pounds. Are you ready, Dr. Shanebaum? Now Billy, I'll set this timer to drop the bowling ball and Dr. Shanebaum in one minute. We can watch from a safe distance. Oh, hi, Frank. Why don't you run along now, Billy, and next week we'll discuss ten things you can do with a carrot.