Cherry Cherry: Look at you. You ain't got a buzz cut and you're wearing a pesto sweater from Banana Republic. Sorry, I was looking for a lesbian! Have a nice day.
Police officer: I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.
Cherry Cherry: And I'm gonna have to give you the finger.
Police officer: That's it. I'm booking you! Spread em!
Cherry Cherry: Only after a wedding proposal and a credit check!
Cherry Cherry: What the hell is that? Somebody smells like old lady!
Mary Cherry: This is worse than Kathy Lee Gifford singing Cabaret!