Christopher Gorham |
Harrison John |
Leslie Bibb |
Brooke McQueen |
Carly Pope |
Samantha "Sam" McPherson |
Tamara Mello |
Lily Esposito |
Sara Rue |
Carmen Ferrara |
Bryce Johnson (I) |
Josh Ford |
Brenda Bakke |
Shaggy Louise Grout |
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Conchata Ferrell |
Calamity Jane |
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Edward DeRuiter |
Mullet Boy |
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Robert Gant |
Principal Calvin Krupps |
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Hank Harris |
Emory Dick |
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Adria Dawn |
April Tuna |
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April Tuna demands "Fruitage" from Emory Dick. Frottage (/frɔˈtɑʒ/) is the technical term for sexual rubbing a.k.a. "dry humping".
April: I should've died years ago!
April Tuna : Hi Lily E., Josh Ford, I was wondering if you would like to form a ménage?
Josh Ford : I'm failing Spanish April, no el comprende.
Lily Esposito : April! Do you know what that word means? It's... inappropriate.
April Tuna: Does she use five syllable words like that in bed? BRING IT!
April Tuna: Hey, Dick. Did you happen to see the main headline in the 'I'm Horny Times"? No? It said I'm gonna get me some frottage at 4. Be there.
April Tuna: Knock, knock.
Emory Dick: Balderdash. Who's there?
April Tuna: Me, in the janitor's closet. Meet me there at 4 after school. 'Cause I'm gonna get me some frottage.
Emory Dick: ...I had no idea what a 'fruitage' was. Was it a sorbet?
Secret Society of Mullets Members: (shouting their club catchphrase) Richard Marx Rocks!
Josh: I was flipping through TV last night and I came across John Stamos from a late 1980s rerun of Full House. I have his hair man!
Lily: I regret not driving this Prius electric car sooner. I sleep better at night knowing I'm not shooting gaseous emissions into the environment.
Carmen: Too bad Mary Cherry can't say the same thing. ...Okay?"
Mary Cherry: Let me out of this car! It was Spam! I heard it, it was Spam! Stinky...lady...!
Scott Bryce, Lisa Darr and Ron Lester are credited but don't appear.
Music featured in this episode:
"Rapper's Delite" by Sugarhill Gang
"True" by Spandau Ballet
"I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-a-lot
"What's New, Pussycat?" by Tom Jones.
In reference to a subplot involving Josh's denial that he's got a mullet, he's inducted to Kennedy High's 'Secret Society for Mullets' in which many references are made to b-list celebrities like John Stamos, Richard Marx, and Rick James. ...All former stars who had the infamous hairstyle.
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