Spike: You know, I woke up with a good feeling about today, boss.
Lynda: That happens sometimes. It's just nature's cruel way of getting you out of bed.
Spike: I woke up just knowing that you would remember my birthday.
Lynda: Of course I do, but it was ages ago, wasn't it?
Spike: Yes Lynda, quite a while.
Spike: Almost exactly a while, in fact.
Lynda: Today? Oh... well, how was I supposed to remember it was today? It's been a year!