Lynda: You must've been born while I was out.
Tiddler: Well, I'm always telling mum you don't pay any attention to me.
Lynda: Who are you?
Tiddler: Toni Tilledsley, but my friends call me Tiddler, 'cause I'm small and popular.
Lynda: Stage three. I don't want to know how you do it, but you get everyone on this list to behave.
Spike: You leave it to the experts. Frazz.
(Cut to Spike and Frazz bullying people in the school yard)
Spike: Tony Robbins, 3C?
Frazz: Raymond Smith, 3C?
Spike: Eric Ashley, 3C?
Frazz: When you get Mr Knowles for English tomorrow...
Spike: ...on Thursday, you're gonna behave.
Frazz: Like an angel...
Spike: But you're gonna make it look like you're being a naughty little boy...
Frazz: ...a bad little girl...
Spike: But when Knowles tells you to do something, do it.
Frazz: Or else.
Spike: Or watch it.
Frazz: Or you'll be going home in buckets.
Spike: Ping-pong balls?!
Lynda: Half ping-pong balls! How many of them?
Colin: Well, they make them in two halves, you see, and they always have a few defective ones left over...
Lynda: How many?
Lynda: Are you telling me, Colin, that you have spent Gazette money on 100,000 defective half ping-pong balls?
Colin: It was a bargain! Look, we get in on the ground floor here. It's an investment. It's a whole new concept in...
The illegal telephone connection set up by Colin is discovered by Matt Kerr in this episode.
This was the first appearance of recurring character Joanna Dukes as Tiddler.