Press Gang

Season 1 Episode 3

One Easy Lesson

Aired Unknown Jan 30, 1989 on ITV



  • Quotes

    • Spike: Ping-pong balls?!
      Lynda: Half ping-pong balls! How many of them?
      Colin: Well, they make them in two halves, you see, and they always have a few defective ones left over...
      Lynda: How many?
      Colin: 100,000.
      Lynda: Are you telling me, Colin, that you have spent Gazette money on 100,000 defective half ping-pong balls?
      Colin: It was a bargain! Look, we get in on the ground floor here. It's an investment. It's a whole new concept in...
      Lynda: ...balls!