Prison Break Season 4 Episode 2

Roland: I got nothing, man. Last time I got this little action, I was dry-humping my way through fifth grade.

Michael: Obviously there's a lot of history in this room, that's a given. But if we're going to pull this off, it's going to take all of us. We've got to work together. So if anyone has a problem, get it out now. You want to clear the air with someone, now's the time.

Jasper: Your government job won't protect you.
Self: Then I better not get caught.

Roland: (to Self as he brings in Michael and the others) You patted these guys down? Because I can't afford to be getting shanked.

Michael: (to Mahone) You're here because we needed you, not because we wanted you.

Jasper: (to Self) The last time I helped you, the only thing I got out of it was plastic surgery and a hundred thousand dollar paycut. So either you buy one of these exceptional family cars with above-average gas mileage, or you leave me the hell alone.

Sucre: (to Roland) You're a hacker.
Michael: He's an identity thief.
Lincoln: He's a douche.

Mahone: Find the driver, you find the cardholder.

Pad Man: (to Wyatt) No more updates. Call me when they're dead.

Guard: (to Gretchen) Rise and shine, bitch. It's breakfast.

Lincoln: (to Roland) Why don't you sit in the corner, and we'll get you when we need you.

Roland: If Scylla was like a pizza, all we got is a slice.

Self: Let's make this clear, I'm your ally and more importantly, I'm your boss. Which means that if this fails, it's my ass on the line as much, if not more than yours. So from this point on, if I ask you to do something, you do it. If I ask you to say something, you say it. if I ask you to put on a monitor, you put on the monitor.

Self: No games and no stunts, otherwise I promise that you're going to see a whole different side of me.
Lincoln: Likewise.

(when they meet in the alley after Bellick stole the maid's purse)
Mahone: Actually, I had to slow down not to catch you.
Bellick: I think I pulled a groin.

Self: Welcome to Los Angeles, as it turns out, men who have escaped not one, but two penitentiaries are considered a bit of a flight risk, so we need to know where you are and what you're doing at all times. These are GPS ankle monitors, now step up, take one and put it on.
Lincoln: I ain't wearing that.

Michael: Then this is our fight, not theirs.
Lincoln: Man, this ain't Fox River. These guys chose to be here. Remember that. They got a choice.