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So the rip-roaring ridiculousness of Prison Break rolls on, and yet again, Michael and his crew are on the trail of the Scylla cards, the little black books of the elusive Company that undoubtedly carry pictures of some half-naked twenty-something socialite. Wanna know how it all went down? Then let's do this thing. More Prison Break after the jump... MICHAEL'S CREW - While looking through the photos and video that Michael took of the six Scylla cardholders out at the power plant, Don Self recognizes one of them as a U.S. Treasury secretary who has an office in the same building as his. You know what that means, right? Break in! Whoo! The only problem with that idea is getting anywhere near the damn thing, as the building is highly fortified, not to mention the ridiculously secure safe that the Scylla card is kept in. Don sweet-talks his way into the guy's office to get a look for himself (and maybe a chance to just download the contents of the card while Treasury Guy opens the safe to retrieve something), and yeah - this **** gonna be damn near impossible. The portable hard drive's wireless downloading capability won't work through the walls of the safe, and what's more, the damn thing is absolutely top-of-the-line when it comes to shooing away bad guys. However, does that mean anything at all to Michael and his crew? You better believe it doesn't. The guys (and girl) hatch a plan to break into the office next door, break through the wall behind the safe, and then cut through the back of the safe in order to get a digital copy of it with Roland's super-duper portable hard drive thing. Only one problem with that - Roland's analytical test of the safe in question reveals it to be made of high-grade cobalt, nearly impossible to drill through without waking the neighbors.
Michael's still not phased. He mixes up some medicine that will seemingly break down the heavy cobalt structure of the safe, making it much easier to drill through. Meanwhile, Don's also a friend of the guy who has an office next door to Treasury Guy's, so he takes him out to lunch for an hour or so while Bellick and Sucre provide a diversion by dressing up as carpet cleaners and making a **** of noise outside the office. Michael and Lincoln sneak into the office by way of the air shafts (I really think these shady companies need to start maintaining better security in their air shafts, if you ask me), and if that wasn't ridiculous enough, they do it while wearing Armani suits. WTF?
So Mike and Linc drill through the wall and then into the safe itself, and surprisingly, all seems to be going well. There are a few slight problems that occur when Bellick and Sucre almost get pinched by a woman that comes into the maintenance closet they're working in and asks for more toilet paper, but that doesn't last long. Bellick's handing her a roll of paper towels instead? LOL. Neither does the near-foiling of Don's plan to empty the adjoining office when his friend decides he wants to eat in that day. Nope, not even close. Don just tells him that he's a vegetarian and can't eat the greasy burger and fries his friend brought for him, so off they go to scarf down some rabbit food. The secretary outside the office nearly brings the whole thing crashing down when she decides she needs to get in there for a minute to drop off some mail, but Sucre uses his manly charms to talk her out of it. No, it actually looks like this thing might go exactly as they planned it for a change, but what's this? Someone's here to see Treasury Guy? Yup, you guessed it - it's Bald Guy, otherwise known as The General, big bad of The Company who's up to some seriously bad juju in Laos. He's here to chat up Treasury Guy about who knows what, and he'll just wait in his office until he gets back. Uh-oh.
Michael and Link momentarily crap themselves when they realize who it is next door, but to compensate, they up the dosage of the chemicals Michael brewed up and turn the drill down a dull roar. It's a nail-biting moment when they finally break through and start downloading the contents of the fourth Scylla card to Roland's computer back home, and it gets even worse when The General asks to see Treasury Guy's Scylla card first-hand. That's right - the Scylla card that is in the safe as we speak, getting manhandled and downloaded by Michael through a hole in the back of the damn thing. Hurry up, Roland! We're not interested in how much coke and how many hookers you blow your money on! Get to downloadin'!
Of course, the guys manage to pull off the download of the fourth card and get the hell out of there before things get too nasty. Like you thought they wouldn't.
T-BAG - Always my favorite part of this show, no matter how disgusting and decadent his character proves to be. Wouldn't Robert Knepper make for a good villain in the next Batman movie? Clock King, maybe? Anyway, while everyone thinks Cole Pfeiffer is spending his time in his plush new office thinking up ingenious new sales techniques to wow everyone with, what he's actually doing in there is studying the bird book. When his handler comes in to ask when exactly the hell anyone is going to see any results out of him, T-Bag inadvertently drops a bit of his tea onto a page of the book, which reveals a cryptic hidden image hidden behind the ink in the pages. It looks like a ladder to me, but at this point, who knows? While he's busy scrubbing away at the pages of the book trying to find out more hidden information, Bellick and Sucre chat up his alarmingly hot receptionist, trying to find out where the hell he is so they can get the bird book back. T-Bag hides in fear, and while Alarmingly Hot Receptionist is tempted with Bellick and Sucre's bribe of $10,000 to give up his location, she ultimately turns it down so she can blackmail T-Bag directly for 3% of his total commission in exchange for her silence. Oh MAN, is that chick going to wind up dead, or what? I hope he at leasts postpones her demise until after we see her in a few different outfits. Wow.
Besides all that, though, I think T-Bag really IS going to have to start actually doing something in his office besides ogling his next victim and spilling tea all over his book. Why? Well, remember last week when Mr. Xing got wacked in NYC because the real Cole Pfeiffer was too dead to show up with his Scylla card? Well, guess who showed up on T-Bag's doorstep to find out where the hell that card got to? That's right - Mr. Feng, the guy who stabbed Xing to death in the first place. He wants the card and he wants it now. T-Bag's got three days to get it to him, or he gets his head blown off. Simple enough terms, don't you think?
SARA, MAHONE, AND WYATT - The story of these three characters got a little too close for comfort this week. After escaping from Company big bad Wyatt when he spotted her heading back to the warehouse at the end of the last episode, Sara IDs him from a few pictures Mahone's got stashed. Mahone now knows that Wyatt is not only the guy that is hot on their tail thanks to the credit card that got nabbed from Sara's purse last week, but also that he's the jerkoff that killed his son. He found out that last bit by showing the same pictures he quizzed Sara on to his ex-wife, who also positively IDed him as the guy who broke into their house and offed Mahone's kid. Can't wait to see Mahone go medieval on Wyatt's ass, can you?
Anyway, with Roland's help, Mahone finds out what hotel Wyatt has been staying at in the area, but when he arrives there to confront him, he's already gone. What's more, Wyatt paid off the desk clerk to call him should anyone show up asking where he is. The desk clerk's about to make good on that bribe when Mahone pulls a gat on him and tells him to put the damn phone down. Knowing full well what bullets can do to brains when they meet at a high rate of velocity and force, the desk clerk puts the damn phone down. In addition, Mahone gets Wyatt's cell number from the clerk and splits. Mahone is the MAN. The scene with his ex-wife Pam where she hands him a gun and tells him to kill Wyatt so she won't have to kill herself from her grief was just awesome. Once again, William Fichtner brings his best to the table.
ODDS AND ENDS -
Gretchen was back in the mix this week, and hey! She's free! Wyatt tried to push her torture up a notch by putting a big bucket of stanky-ass urine in the cell with her (I guess Wyatt likes asparagus), but when a guard showed up to switch out the bucket with a fresh one, Gretchen whipped his ass! WHAP! BOOM! POW! She'd been sawing away at her rope binds with a nail or something for days now, and she finally got herself free in time to kick a little ass. She kills the guard by putting the nail she freed herself with into the side of his head, and after peeling a seriously large layer of duct tape from her mouth (Ouch!), she's outta there. The General thinks he's got nothing to worry about in her, as this type of behavior from Gretchen is to be expected, and that she'll fall back in line soon enough. I wouldn't be so sure about that, General. C'mon, Wyatt kept her ass alive on water & honey and tortured her with the stench of his own asparagus piss. Gretchen's gonna go Oprah on your ass as soon as she gets back from Fatburger, so watch your grill, Telly Savalas.
What's up with Roland's furthered attempts to turn rogue? Now he's asking people to walk past computer banks in the US Treasury so his portable hard drive can make them all billionaires. Yeah, like that would go unnoticed.
Thanks to Michael's bloody nose dripping on the chick that asked Bellick and Sucre for more toilet paper, Lincoln knows all about it. What's more, apparently Michael's had this whole bloody schnozz thing ever since he was a kid. There's gotta be more to it than that, but what?
Dude, Don Self is SO going to screw up somewhere and wind up on the same side of the law that Michael and his crew are trying to get away from. His flagrant lying about the Al-Qaeda operatives chatter to get himself into Treasury Guy's office was a dead giveaway.
We got a little more info on whatever the hell the Company is doing over there in Laos as part of their evildoings - apparently, their economy is being flushed with counterfeit money, sparking riots and financial ruin all over the nation. Essentially, the Company is destroying the country from the inside so they can step in and rebuild, making a fortune in the process. You know, kinda like what the Bush Administration is doing in Iraq.
Sara's looking hot next week, ya'll! Whoo-whoo! What's more, Michael's got a fishing hat on for next episode, so hopefully he's going to bring some Lymon Zerga action to the table. Eeyo Eleven!