Private Practice

Addison: Do what? Dell: Speak at my mid-wifery class. I told my teacher about Naomi and she called you a primal life giver. Naomi: Yeah… I think-- I think I have something that night. Addison: Come on, do it. It might give you a boost. Naomi: I -- I don't need boosting. I'm fine. (walks away) Addison: I'll do it. I love talking to mid-wiff's. Dell: Uh… actually, I think we're goon on OB's. Addison: Actually, I'm a double board certified, uh, neonatal surgeon. (Dell nods) One of the best in the world… (Dell starts to get up) With a specialty in genetics. DNA… Dell: Well, yeah, maybe… if someone drops out. Addison: You can't get more primal a life giving than DNA.

Addison: Hey, is that stripper still in your office? Pete: Entertainer, not stripper. And yes. Addison: And she's been in there all day… Why? Pete: We're tryin' a few different techniques. Addison (laughs): Ooh, yeah. I'm sure you are. Oh, you know what, Naomi… does not need Ginger thrown in her face. Pete: Naomi is a big girl. She can handle it. Addison: She doesn't have to. That's why I'm here. Ginger: Pete, is it supposed feel tingly? Addison (mocking her): 'Pete is it supposed to feel tingly'…. You know what, go… do take care of your poor little stripper girl and her tingling. Pete: Entertainer. And why are you so angry at me? Cooper's the one that--- Addison: I-- I -- I am trying to take care of my friend and Cooper is bad. But you're worse. And you know why? Because you're slippery, yeah, you walk around pretending to be all soulful… But you don't take the heat, you just do whatever you wanna do and you evade, evade. Evade. Pete: Do you need me to kiss you again? Addison: No!

Addison: What are you people doing in my house? Cooper: I told you. It's a surprise. It's a surprise for Sam. Addison: You know about this? Pete: Sadly, I do. Addison: If it's a surprise for Sam, then why aren't you at Sam's house? Cooper: 'Cause, that would ruin the surprise, now wouldn't it? Addison: Wait, wait… what're you doing? Pete: Cooper thinks that Sam's in a rut. Addison: Well, I am not in a rut, okay? And in fact I have plans. Pete: You have plans, with who? Addison: With Naomi. Pete: Oh. Cooper: You invited Naomi here? Oh, see… that's-- that's no good. Addison: Well, it's good for me. It's good for Naomi. Naomi is my friend. And you people I barely know. Cooper: The thing is that Naomi kinda steps on the surprise. Violet: What kinda surprise is this? Cooper: One named Ginger. Addison and Violet: What? Violet: I'm outta here. Cooper: She's about to ring his doorbell. Violet: Okay, five minutes. (they all run to the window to watch Sam and see what happens with Ginger) Cooper, how do you even know how to find a stripper? Cooper: Ginger is not a stripper. She's an entertainer. Violet: What does that even mean? Cooper: Mm, still tryin' to figure it out. Addison: Sam is not like you, Cooper. He's not interested in… Pete: I think Sam is. Addison (walks closer to the window): Sam and a stripper, who knew. (someone turns the lights on) Cooper: Hey, it's just getting good could you… (turns and sees Naomi)

Sam: You do know that you have an office here, right? It's next door. Naomi: I am asking because I'm curious, not because I care. What's her name? Sam: Who's name? Naomi: The girl. The girl, Sam. Sam: Ginger. Naomi (laughs): Her name is Ginger? Sam: Hey, I did not name her. I didn't hold her up to the moon and do the whole Kunta Kinta thing. This isn't roots. Her name is Ginger. Naomi: Did you sleep with Ginger? Sam: Are you asking because you're curious? Naomi: Yes. Sam: Yeah. Naomi: Samuel! Sam (laughs): No, I didn't. I just wanted to see what curiosity looked like. It looks an awful lot like jealously. Naomi: I am not jealous. Sam: Oh, yes you are.

(watching Cooper with a baby) Sam: Look at him… How is that guy and the guy that hired me a stripper the same person? Pete: He's Cooper.

Ginger: Hey, Coop. Cooper: Hey...Ginger. I didn't recognize you in... I didn't recognize you. (hugs her) Addison (looking on from another room): Tell me that is not the girl from last night. Violet: Cooper's bringin' 'em to work now? Naomi: Oh, my god. That's it. He's just crossed the line. (Sam hugs her) Sam just hugged a stripper! Violet: Well, at least with Cooper you know what you have. Addison: Well, now, let's just all calm down. Sam is not a dog. He never was. This could be a totally innocent explanation for this. Naomi: What-- what, for stripper hugging? Gimme one. Gimme one. Addison: Well... (sees Ginger talking to Pete) Like she's here to see the real doc. Oh, oh, would you look at him. He's all like 'I'm a doctor, my touch heals.'

Addison: So, do you wanna talk about Sam's… well, it's not Sam's… Naomi: If you wanna say it, just say it. Sam's stripper. Sam's stripper! So, Sam's single and I'm single… so single. And single people move on. Addison: Yeah. Violet (walks in with a bike): Sorry. I can't look at this in my office all day. Naomi: You bought a bike? Violet: Yeah, it's custom built, it's from Italy, and Allan is never getting his hands on it, ever. I don't care if it costs $6,000. Naomi: You bought Allan a $6,000 bike? Violet: I... I ordered it last year. It just arrived today... on his birthday. Addison: Oh, brutal.

Pete: Addison is mad at me because Cooper hired a stripper. Violet: I'm ignoring the stripper. Today is a day for ignoring things. I am all business today.

Naomi: No Ginger. She can't be her. Ginger can't be her. Sam: Okay, you're gonna have to translate from freaked out language to normal people language. Naomi: The first woman that you date after me-- She has to be ... Look, she cannot be some stripper with clear platform shoes and a suspious skin condition. Sam: Eventually, Naomi, I am going to start dating. Naomi: I know that. Sam: And when that happens you do not get a say in who I date. Naomi: I. Know. That. Sam: So... Naomi: So...fine. Date. But it can't be Ginger. Sam: And we're back to crazy. Naomi: Hey, I'm a catch. I do the New York Times crossword puzzle in pen. I... eat vegetables, I have a very good sense of humor and I don't do pilates 'cause I think it's fun. I mean, have you seen me? If you date Gigner after you're with me... I mean, if she is what your choosing... If-- If, if your big dream is rashy skin, strippers. Then what-- what... Sam: ... What was I doing with you. Naomi: Yeah. You know what, forget it. (gets up and walks to the door) Sam: The next girl I date will be amazing. She will be beautiful, she will be intelligent, and she will be rash free. Naomi: She'll be better than me? Sam: She will be way better than you. Okay? Naomi: Okay. That's sweet, thank you.

Addison: I'll get you a tissue Dr. Charlotte King: I'm fine Addison: It's okay. It's been a big day. Dr. Charlotte King: Montgomery, I'm chief to over 200 physicians. You call this big day? This place is making you soft.

Gloria Walker: Stevie, close the door honey Stevie Walker: I'll leave it open so next time dad passes out no one's gotta break a window to get in.

Dr. Charlotte King (to Addison and Naomi): This hospital's been 124 years building its reputation. I'm not gonna ruin that by chatting with you.

Sam: Hey man, what were you thinking? Pete: It's a long sad story Cooper: Did you do the thing were she... (Addison and Naomi and Violet enter the room) ... uhm could be pneumonia... Violet: You're not foolin' anybody, Cooper.

Sam: You have something. Ginger: Thanks. You're sweet too. Sam: No, you got something right here. Ginger: Huh?

Violet: I think that I may need to borrow some tools. The frame is still in one piece. The wheels came off and the chain...but I think I may need a blow torch or a hacksaw. Do you have a hacksaw? (Violet is hammering the bike) Cooper: Is this helping? Violet: Yeah. Yeah, actually. It's very therapeutic. Oh, damn it. I am so full of crap.I went over to Allan's with the bike. But he'd already gotten one...from Cami. (sobbing) I guess he told her the bike story, it took him three years to tell me the bike story. They've been together, what? A day? And he told her the bike story. I'm an idiot. Cooper: No, you're not. Violet: Yes, I am. I'm an idiot, he's married, it's over, he's married. It's over, I am idiot. Cooper: Violet, you're not... you're just... you're, uh, you're just honest. That's your fatal flaw. It's my favorite thing about you. Violet: All right. Cooper: Come here. (puts his arm around her) Violet: You want to help me run the bike over with my car? Cooper: Absolutely.

Naomi: Look at him, sitting up there with that dumb little dog. Addison: Well, if you want, we could... I mean, you want to go and say hi or... or you could just look a little longer. Naomi: Yeah, the last one. Addison: Okay.