Privileged Season 1 Episode 17

Marco: (to Keith) I finally know what I want and I'm not afraid to ask for it. (He gets down on one knee.) Will you marry me?
Jennifer: Cheap trick!
Keith: (to Marco) Come on You're kneeling on your bad knee.

Marco: (to Jennifer) I'm sorry. Could you speak up? I'm having trouble hearing you over the ticking of your biological clock.

Marco: I could watch you eat all day.
Jennifer: Okay. I have to know. What is this?
Marco: That, my dear Jennifer, is crab cake with Japanese eggplant and lemongrass drizzle.
Jennifer: I wanna lay down on a bed of it and roll around. But that's not what I was talking about.
Marco: Oh?
Jennifer: I know you don't like me, so why would you invite me here and stuff me full of grass drizzle?

David: How old are you, Megan?
Megan: 23. I'm almost 24.
David: You're too young to be coasting on your connections. At your age, you should be working your ass off. Dreaming big and failing even bigger.
Megan: Oh. (laughs) I'm a big old failure, don't you worry.
David: You know failing is what your twenties are all about and if you only do what you're good at, you'll never grow.
Megan: How old are you?
David: I'm a prodigy so it's different.

Rose: I'm fine with it if you are.
Sage: I'm fine with it.
Megan: Fine with what? Okay I hate it when you girls get all spooky twin mind reader on me.

Marco: Waiting for distraction is not a plan.
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan.