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Rose: We'll tell them tomorrow. We need to time prepare our speeches and buy the right outfits. Sage: Good point. What do you wear for something like this? Both: Flats!

Zach: You're stalking Polly, because you like me? Rose: Yes. Zach: That's really sweet. Rose: It is? Zach: Yeah. I've never had anyone like me enough to stalk on my behalf.

Sage: (outside the church after the pot luck supper) Holy crap. I'm stuffed. Oh God. Was I not supposed to say holy and crap in the same sentence?

Rose: So, Zach. We've been dating for a while now. And I just thought it was time to have a conversation about some things. Some pretty big things. Zach: I know you want me to wax my eyebrows, but it's not something I'm real comfortable with.

Sage: (to Luis about virginity) I'll have you know that abstinence just so happens to be all the rage these days. Everybody's doing it. Or not doing it, as the case may be.

Sage: I know that you must see me as worldly and well-traveled and therefore experienced in many things. So it may come as a shock to you that I am ... a ... you know. Luis: Terrorist. Sage: No. Um. That I'm inexperienced in the ways of things. (She picks up a spoon.) You know, in the matter of ... Luis: Silverware. Sage: You're not listening to me. Luis: I'm trying to, it's just- Sage: I'm a virgin, okay!

Charlie: So. I meant to ask you. How was jail? Lily: It was awesome. Thanks. Almost as great as marriage.

Sage: If I have to tell Luis that I've never had sex before, you have to tell Zach you have. Rose: Yeah, with one person. It was just one person. Sage: That's still just one more person than him. Rose: I know. That's the problem. He's going to feel all bad that I have more experience and I'm the girl. It's just it's going to bend the whole gender power dynamic. (Sage gives Rose a funny look.) Rose: Megan made me read Backlash.

Charlie: Actually, I decided to go to UCSD. Megan: But that's the one in California. Charlie: I know. It's far. Megan: It's 3 hour time difference far. Charlie: But UC San Diego has one of the best marine biology programs in the country. Megan: You'll be watching all of our favorite TV shows 3 hours before me. Charlie: Actually, you'll watch them before me. You still don't get time zones, do you?

Marco: Congratulations, Charles. Oh, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to lie down. Apparently I'm drunk.