JoAnna Garcia |
Megan Smith |
Lucy Hale |
Rose Baker |
Ashley Newbrough |
Sage Baker |
Brian Hallisay |
Will Davis |
Kristina Apgar |
Lily Smith |
Anne Archer |
Laurel Limoges |
Pete Wentz |
Himself |
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Dave Franco |
Zachary |
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John Allen Nelson |
Arthur Smith |
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Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed.
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yah it's 1-800-im-rich.
Megan: That's not even enough numbers.
Megan: Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke.
Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody.
Megan: Did you just?
Will: That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that.
Megan: I love you too.
Will: Lily showed up here and she was asking questions about your mom, which I answered and then... she kinda kissed me.
Megan: She kinda kissed you?
Will: It wasn't that kind of kiss, it was more like a kiss of gratitude. Like in 'The Godfather'.
Megan: A mafia kiss.
Will: Sort of. You really had to be there.
Megan: Oh yeah, I'm sorry I missed that.
Marco: (to Megan with glee) Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to rub my good news in Rami's face.
Megan: Don't give me the face. I cannot handle the face right now.
Marco: I thought you were going to let your family go it alone for a while.
Megan: That was the plan.
Marco: I liked that plan.
Megan: Me too. The plan was very free and I felt like a little bird.
Marco: Be the bird. Fly to your boyfriend's house and meet his parents and have a good time.
Marco: What is going on here? I'm loving that dress.
Megan: Really? This is the fourth one that I've tried on... I'm meeting Will's parents tonight and I want to look respectable. And cute. Well, and hot. So, respectably hot cute.
Zach: I think I'm finally ready to say that Sean Connery is my favorite Bond. I've been flip-flopping about this for a while, but last night confirmed it.
Rose: I like Hugh Jackman.
Zach: He never played Bond.
Rose: I'm just saying that I like him.
Sage: (talking about Luis) He named a quiche after me.
Rose: So romantic.
Lily: Mom was here all this time, you never once called me?
Megan: I did call you. You were on your honeymoon with your drug-dealer husband, remember?
Jordanna: Okay, seriously? What's happening? (to Rose) You're dating a math-lete. (to Sage) And you won't even make fun of him.
Original International Air Dates:
Latin America: April 4, 2009 on Warner Channel
Australia: June 25, 2009 on Fox8
United Kingdom: October 25, 2009 on E4
Philippines: November 13, 2009 on ETC
Czech Republic: January 31, 2012 on TV Nova
Slovakia: January 22, 2013 on Doma
Although credited, Michael Cassidy (Charlie) didn't appear.
Pete Wentz was credited as a "Special Appearance". He's the first actor to receive that credit.
Featured Music:
"Cryin' Shame" by The Happy Problem
"Least You're Breathing" by Chris Trapper
"Shiny On The Inside" by Leona Naess
"Gotta Work" by Amerie
"Last To Know" by The Eames Era
"Do It Better" by Imperial Teen
"Kickin' Back" by Music Box
"Irish Goodbye" by Maria Taylor
"With You" by Natalie Walker
"Happy Ending" by Mika
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