Privileged

Luis: Someone laminated your puzzle? Sage: That's not the sad part. Luis: Really? I think it might be. Sage: Laurel had her assistant do it. Then she framed it and gave it to me as a gift. She didn't ask. She just did it. She thought it was nice, but I never got to finish my first 5000-piece puzzle. Which totally sucked.

(Sage carries a large framed picture into the room.) Luis: Another present? Sage: Please shut up. This is embarrassing enough.

Rose: (to Zach) Wait. So you did write me a poem. (Zach hands her a piece of paper.) See. Now this is awesome. I mean there's rhyming and short words. This is so much better than the other one (referring to the John Donne poem Zach tried to pass off as his own).

Rose: (to Zach) Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean, that is something you do in, like, week 2 when things get really hard.

Marco: (to Rose) Men. So typical, they just tell you what they think you want to hear. Bunch of liars. I remember when Keith and I first started dating. He told me he was a black belt in Kung Fu. So, I playfully tried a, you know, Charlies Angels karate kick on him. Turns out he wasn't a black belt but a big fan of Jackie Chan movies. Uh. I took him out with one kick and I was wearing sandals. Poor guy, he had a big old bruise for weeks.

Megan: (talking about Luis) For future reference, it's probably not the best idea to tell someone that you like that they have stupid goals. Sage: I only said that because he made me feel bad. Obviously I don't think his goals are stupid. Megan: I know that, and the fact that you're different doesn't have to be that big of a deal. I mean, look at me and Will. Sage: Good point. I mean Will's even richer than us and you look even poorer than Luis. His family is awesome and yours is- Megan: A band of gypsies? Yes, I know.

Megan: If you'll excuse me, i have to go to jail, now. Marco: Jail? Megan: You heard me. Marco: (to himself) Damn! She's always got to one-up me with the drama.

Rose: Sage totally met someone. Isn't that great? Jordana: Shut up! Sage Baker has a beau? Who is he? Vitals, now. Zach: His name is Luis. Yeah, he's their new sous chef. Jordana: No, stop it. Sage's new boyfriend is a domestic?

Sage: Kudos on the outfit, Zachariah. No-one can rock a sweater vest like you can.

Sage: Hey Jordana, necklace? Jordana: Yeah? Sage: I love it. Jordana: Uh huh. And? Sage: And that dress makes your boobs look awesome. You should wear it more often.

Marco: (to Luis and Sage) You, easy-to-replace sous chef, hands off the Queen Bee and get back to work. And you, trouble-with-a-capital-S, stop distracting him. Young love. Makes me sick.

(Rose and Rami watch Sage and Luis kiss.) Rose: They look so cute. Rami: It's about damn time. (Marco walks in.) Marco: What the heck is every- ... Oh, look, happy people.