Problem Child

Season 2 Episode 1

Problem Child

Aired Saturday 8:00 AM Jul 27, 1990 on USA



  • Quotes

    • Little Ben Healy: We're doing what everyone has been doing to him, I mean it's easy to give up on a kid.
      Flo Healy: Damn straight it is.
      Little Ben Healy: But isn't that what's wrong with the world today? Problems just don't go, Flo! So the question here is what are we going to do with our little problem child? I'll tell you what we are going to do. Something no one else has ever done to him before. We're gonna love him, Flo. We'll love him when he's bad, we'll love him even more when he gets worse, then one day he's gonna stop and say, "hey, these people really do love me. I don't have to be bad anymore. What the hey, I can be President of the United States!"
      Flo Healy: President of the United States? Are you brain damaged? Junior is gonna be a convict before he's in third grade!