Problem Child

Season 2 Episode 1

Problem Child

Aired Saturday 8:00 AM Jul 27, 1990 on USA



  • Quotes

    • Big Ben Healy: I'm selling my store to the Japs.
      Little Ben Healy: I, I, I, but...
      Big Ben Healy: I, I, I, but what? You thought I was going to leave it to you one day?
      Little Ben Healy: Yeah.
      Big Ben Healy: Well I'm not. I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation.
      Little Ben Healy: Well I still get the land don't I?
      Big Ben Healy: No you're not. I'm selling that too. Everything from here to the river.
      Little Ben Healy: What? Dad, I can't believe this. I slaved to you for 10 years without a raise or a promotion.
      Big Ben Healy: Is there a lesson to be learned from all this? How about don't trust anyone?
      Little Ben Healy: Not even your own father?
      Big Ben Healy: Especially your own father! You know what your problem is? You're too nice. I expected a little backstabbing from you. Some ruthless scrambling to get to the top. But you stubbornly refused to follow my example!