Elliot: We'll go to dinner, I won't let you get a word in edgewise, they won't suspect a thing.
Joanie: Is that supposed to be funny?
Elliot: No, that's my imitation of a straight couple.
Joanie: Now we have to pretend like we're dating? As if.
Elliot: I can pass.
Elliot: I can act straight. I can butch it up.
Joanie: Uh huh.
Elliot: I once saw a football game. Well, just the half-time show. I thought the musical number was wonderfully trashy.