Robbie: I'll cook you dinner.
Tina: Pork and beans?
Robbie: Yeah, come on, this is the staple of rustic life.
Joanie: What's the latest crisis?
Elliot: The mother of them all. Literally. My mom is coming to visit town tomorrow.
Joanie: That's great, bring her by. I'd love to meet the woman that spawned this.