Psych Season 5 Episode 10

Shawn: We can't get this computer to work.
Gus: I told you his password wasn't "senior whopperpants."
Shawn: It was worth a shot Gus.

Shawn: Can I just say what I came here to say? Please? (pause) I have a motorcycle.
Juliet: Yes, you do.
Shawn: Yes, I do. And you know what? It is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic. You park anywhere. You never have to take anyone to the airport. You certainly don't have to help anyone move. Easily the best purchase I've ever made in my life, and I've never regretted it for one second.
Juliet: Great. You love your motorcycle. Is there a point to this?
Shawn: Yeah, there's a point. The point is, since I met you, I (short pause) I've been thinking about getting a car.
Juliet: (smiling) And you're not thinking something practical or sensible?
Shawn: God, no, I'm not throwing in the towel altogether.
(Shawn and Juliet kiss)

Shawn: Dad?
Henry: Yes?
Shawn: Can we never have this conversation again?
Henry: We can certainly try.

(About Shawn's unexpressed feelings for Juliet.)
Shawn: I shared that with Gus in the men's room at the Red Robin. Where were you hiding?
Henry: You butt-dialed me.
Shawn: And you listened?

(Mackintosh chases Shawn around the bushes.)
Deputy Commissioner Ed Dykstra: Is this how they do things in the states?
Lassiter: No, usually it's much less professional.

Despereaux: Well, gentlemen, I need you to know that I am capable of all the things you thought I could do, and more, and I'd like the opportunity to prove it to you.
Gus: You don't have to prove to us that you're a great criminal.
Despereaux: I want to.
Gus: You shouldn't.
Despereaux: But I will!