Psych Season 2 Episode 10

Henry: Well Shawn, looks like another draw this year.
Shawn: Yes, it appears so.
(Exchange their gifts, Shawn opens his first)
Shawn: Oh look at this, little Psych golf balls.
Henry: I also signed you up for lessons at the golf park down at Santa Barbara Municipal Course.
Shawn: Sweet dad, thank you. All right your turn.
Henry: Oh, all right. No idea what this is.
(Opens and finds a note)
Henry: What is this. (Reading note) Dear Dad, you got me monogrammed Psych golf balls and golf lessons with the pro down at the Municipal Course.
Shawn: Turn it over, turn it over.
Henry: (Continues reading) I believe his name is Pierre.
Shawn: Booyah, I got you old man.
Henry: That's it Shawn, you know, this is the last year we're gonna play this stupid little game.

Shawn: (On the phone with his dad, who is trying to guess what Shawn got him.) Dad... no it is not an engraved set of rubber bullets. Why would I possibly give you another excuse to shoot a gun... Well you better keep thinking.

(After arguing about whether Mr. Guster is guilty)
Shawn: My God, we went almost three hours without having an argument.
Henry: Hm. It's our best holiday in years huh?

(Gus and Shawn gave McNab a Daisy Red Rider BB gun for Christmas)
Gus: He's gonna shoot his eye out.
Shawn: Yes he is.
Gus: That was amazing. How did you know that?
Shawn: Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent with the room where they do the psychological evals.
(Walk over to Lassiter)
Shawn: Lassie.
(Hands Lassiter a snow globe)
Lassiter: I, I hate snow globes.
Shawn: Ah, that's strange. My psychic senses told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares about being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off.