Season 5 Episode 1

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet

Aired Friday 10:00 PM Jul 14, 2010 on USA



  • Quotes

    • (Henry has once again denied Psych a job.)

      Shawn: You have had five opportunities to hire us, now what is this really about?

      Henry: Are you familiar with the term "persona non grata"?

      Shawn: Why are we talking about food?

      Henry: Shawn, there's a reason they created the position I'm in! You burned a lot of bridges around here—

      Shawn: Here we go—

      Henry: You made a lot of sloppy mistakes. You're gonna have to earn your way back. Things are gonna be different now.

      Shawn: So unfair.

      Henry: Is it?

      Shawn: Yeah, my results speak for themselves, you just hold me to a different standard.

      Henry: I-I do not.

      Shawn: You buried my Easter eggs five feet underground.

      Henry: And I left loose dirt to indicate a fresh dig.

      Shawn: Yeah, under a camouflage tarp, covered with bricks and broken glass!

      Henry: That was the giveaway!

      (Shawn just looks at him)

      Henry: Oh, par– pardon me for trying to challenge you.

      Shawn: It took me three weeks to "close" the egg investigation. I was eight!

      Henry: Yeah, well just so you know, there's still two eggs you haven't found.

      Shawn: You're sick.