Officer Buzz McNab
When Gus is digging and Shawn is lying down, you can see James Roday flinch and tense up right before the shovel is dropped on him.
Nitpick: While parking in front of a gate of the Deacon Walker Farms, Gus isn't wearing a seatbelt, then he is, then he isn't again, then finally he is when he leaves the car.
(Shawn enters his dad's house and sees Gus sitting at the kitchen table.)
Shawn: Okay, this is creepy, why is Gus here?
Henry: Why do you think, Shawn?
Shawn: He's a hostage.
Shawn: I can play Six Degrees of Dinosaur with you, right now.
(Gus gives him a look)
Shawn: You've never been in a movie with Kevin Bacon or a Dilophosaurus, have you?
Gus: How about you play Six Degrees of Kiss My Ass?
Shawn: First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.
Peach Guy: You're back.
Shawn: We couldn't stay away from your citrus.
Gus: Peaches aren't citrus, Shawn. They're stone fruit.
Shawn: What's the difference?
Gus: Stone fruits have a pit. Plums, cherries, peaches, and apricots.
Henry: You still haven't answered the question of why he dug all those holes around the house.
Shawn: Dad, that's the finale. That's why I don't invite you to these things.
Gus: You almost closed down our agency with that little act of yours Shawn.
Shawn: Me? You're the one spending all your extra time at your little side project.
Gus: You mean my real job? Soon to be my only job?
Chief Vick: Mr. Spencer, I'm surprised you didn't take the Segway.
Shawn: She did know about that.
Chief Vick: O'Hara just told me.
Shawn: Is there a problem?
Juliet: With what?
Shawn: With you, with me, with the chief. She hasn't called in a month. Is she still mad about me requisitioning the Segway?
Juliet: You did that?
Lassiter: Why Spencer you look so sad. Come on, we'll show you how real cops do it.
Juliet: No comeback?
(Shawn looks down and says nothing.)
Shawn, that's slightly embarrassing.
Shawn: (now alone) Where'd you get that to.. suit, the toilet store.
Lassiter: (walks over to Shawn and Juliet talking) Spencer. Long time no see, or is it, no need?
Juliet: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire.
Shawn: What kind of fire are we talking about? Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial fire. Or misusing the word literally fire?
Juliet: He solved 8 cases in a row fire.
Juliet: The short answer is, we just haven't really needed any outside help.
Shawn: Well, what's the long answer. I mean, throw a but in there, and add something about a dream where you and I got thrown out of a mattress showroom.
Shawn: Completely stumped, hmm.
Chief: You getting something Mr. Spencer?
Shawn: Yes. (takes pad and pen away from Lassiter) Yes I am.
Lassiter: No no no no no hang on! I I've got it. The wound on the head was caused by the edge of a boat. When he fell in the water unconscious and the wounds in the back were caused by a large industrial crab trap. Or a whale, definitely could have been a whale. Lost from his pod, separated. Migrating north or south, sees our man already dead floating up on the surface, thinks it's a seal and then (makes claw) whale.
Shawn: (flashlight is shown in Shawn's face) Ahh, Gus, that thing is brighter than the sun. I think you just gave me glaucoma.
Gus: You can't give someone glaucoma.
Karen: We just got a break in the case. We just found out the name of the dead man, you wanna tell them who he is detective?
Karen: (pause) His name is Christopher Franzen. He was a paleontologist.
(Shawn looks puzzled at Gus)
Gus: A dinosaur hunter.
Shawn: As expected.
Shawn: Just because I take Gus' giant dinosaur head down to a dead body, does not make me a nut job.
Gus: What... you took my T-Rex? My mom gave it to you?
Shawn: You're mad.
Gus: No I'm not mad. I'm happy. I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.
Shawn: Well that explains your shoes.
Shawn: Dude, look at the road when your driving!
Gus: I'm staying down for safety.
Shawn: He was shooting directly into the air, Gus.
Gus: Bullets go up they have to come down.
Shawn: Do you know what the trajectory would have to be for that to happen.
Gus: Don't you dare argue physics with me! Not while were in the process of getting killed!
Shawn: Oh look at that. It's like that movie. The one with Sigourney Weaver.
Gus: Alien: Resurrection?
Shawn: Gus, the one with holes and Shia LaBeouf.
Gus: They had holes in Shia LaBeouf?
Shawn: The holes are in the ground dude, like that(points at field)and Jon Voight was walking around all crazy.
Gus: Oh, Anaconda!
Shawn: Man never mind.
Gus: Gorillas in the Midst? Death of the Maiden?
Gus: Half Moon Streak?
Shawn: Just let it go.
Henry: Shawn, what are you doing?
Gus: Yeah, what are we doing, Shawn?
Shawn: I need to borrow some tools.
Henry: What kind of tools?
Shawn: Digging tools. Little excavation project we got going on.
Henry: Are you still on the dinosaur thing?
Gus: We're still on the dinosaur thing?
Shawn: What, is there an echo in here? Yes, we're still on the dinosaur thing.
(After passing the warning sign)
Gus: Didn't you see the Trespassers will be shot sign?
Shawn: Look at that, it totally said that. My bad.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic "Dinosauří případ" (Dinosaur Case)
Original International Air Dates:
Israel January 21, 2008 on YES Stars 2
Finland April 27, 2009 on MTV3
Slovakia June 20, 2010 on Markiza
Australia July 23, 2010 on TV1
Czech Republic November 20, 2010 on Prima
Shawn: What are you, the lock whisperer?
Shawn references the 1998 Robert Redford film, The Horse Whisperer, a film about a man who can communicate with horses.
Shawn: This is not a boating accident!
Richard Dreyfuss said the exact same thing in Jaws while checking over another dead body that was given up by the sea.
Shawn: Where'd you get that-- suit, the toilet store?
Referencing Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004).
Shawn: It's like that movie; the one with Sigourney Weaver.
Gus: Alien: Resurrection?
Shawn: Gus, the one with holes and Shia LaBoeuf.
Shawn is referencing the 2003 Andrew Davis film, Holes, which starred Dulé Hill as Sam the Onion Man.
Shawn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You've got Pinhead, Chatterbox, Surgeon and Stitch up there on a shelf?
Gus: Shawn those are Cenobites.
Cenobites are demons that appear in the works by Clive Barker. It includes the novella The Hellbound Heart and the Hellraiser films. The best known of the Cenobites is Pinhead.
Gus: I don't think we can rule out the possibility of an island somewhere in the Pacific where dinosaurs do exist.
Shawn: And have an appetite for Jeff Goldblum.
This is a reference to the trilogy Jurassic Park. Jeff Goldblum plays Dr. Ian Malcolm, who is nearly eaten by a T-Rex.
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