-"You keep a stun gun in the birdhouse? What's under the garden gnome, an M80?"
-"Why do I have to be Sammy?"
-"It's like that movie 'Idle Hands,' except with no nudity, which means I must be completely unwatchable right now!"
-"Don't ever call me Home Skillet."
-Shawn gives Juliet a note that says, "You smell nice."