Shawn and Gus land their first non-SBPD case when a widow hires them to find some cash that her husband stole from a bank.
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Pineapple Spotting: McNab brings Shawn and Gus pineapple smoothies.
Nitpick: At the end of the episode when the arrests are being made by the crypt, Shanks (Keith Dallas) is standing behind Shawn and Gus. He came into the mausoleum empty handed but at the end of this scene, when Shawn and Gus are discussing the amount of upkeep it would take to have hair like David's, Shanks is holding a large fountain drink in his hand.
Psych-Out: Shawn and Gus give an ear-splitting performance of "If I Ever Fall in Love".
Shawn: Gus, I'm not a mind-reader.
Gus: No, that's just what you tell everybody.
Shawn: (explaining his plan) ... And bingo!
Gus: And don't say "Bingo", you know how I hate that.
Shawn: Okay, fine... "Yahtzee".
Gus: We are not doing this, Shawn.
Shawn: I already knew that, 'cause I'm a psychic.
(right after David and Raylene are arrested)
Gus: He does have nice hair...
Shawn: Yeah... that takes a lot of up-keep though, man.
Shawn: You gotta worry about split ends...
Gus: It's horrible.
Shawn: It's awful.
Raylene: You have five seconds. One.
Shawn: The countdown?
(talking about who authorized the stake-out)
Juliet: What about the 42.211?
Carlton: What about it?
Juliet: Well, it states that--
Carlton: It's superseded by a 15.75.
Juliet: Not necessarily.
Carlton: If you're in the jurisdiction of a 23.40, it is.
Juliet: ... maybe.
Shawn: (pops up from back seat) Technically... 23.40 only applies in federal cases.
Carlton: What are you doing in here?
Gus: Shawn, stop it. (looks over to David) I'm not hitting on your wife.
Shawn: No, he's not. But there's some serious crushing going on here Dude, I am not blind. "A man with many hats doesn't like his hair cut"? Wha-what? What book is that from?
Gus: She's a charming woman.
Shawn: A charming woman? Oh, you're Jane Austen now? She is an adult. She is attractive. She's mature. David, help me out here, dude. Tell him that this is healthy.
David: Raylene is a very dynamic woman Everybody's drawn to her.
Shawn: Ladies! Stay here! We're going after them! ... or IT! ... (whispers) Let's get some tacos.
(during the pretend séance)
Shawn: Eyes of a serpent, ears of a bat, send us a signal from--
Shawn: --I hear a voooice...
Gus: Can I see you outside please?
Shawn: It wants me to come outsiiiiiiide.
Shawn: I should goooo!
Gus: Is that my bath robe? (they move to the other room and Gus closes the shades) What are you doing?
Shawn: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a séance.
Gus: You can't have a séance.
Shawn: Gus, there are no rules against having a séance. Anyone can have one. It's like a garage sale or plastic surgery.
Gus: Okay, first of all, technically... you need to have a permit to have a garage sale. Secondly, you cannot speak to the dead!
Gus: You're taking my name off that lease, and the door... and these Frisbees.
Shawn: Gus, don't be ridiculous. Look, I'm almost positive this isn't a load bearing wall. But if you're really concerned, why don't you jump up and down in the attic and make sure?
Shawn: (of Chief Vick's chair) I want you to try this chair.
Gus: I'm not trying the chair, Shawn.
Shawn: I'll sit on the birthing ball. I kid you not; that thing is like a refreshing waterfall cascading down your vertebrae. It might help with your stomach issues.
Gus: Who told you I have stomach issues?
Shawn: Uh... my nose? The vent in the bathroom? Air fresheners all over the place?
Gus: I'm trying a new medication for my lactose intolerance.
Shawn: I believe the problem is physical. And I think it can be cured by, what I am now referring to as, the Magic Springy Bounce-Up Chair.
Gus: How did you figure out that the money was in the crypt?
Shawn: I'm bluffing.
Gus: This is not a good time to bluff!
Shawn: I think it was a great time. She was going to kill us.
Gus: This is breaking and entering!
Shawn: No, no, no... only if we break something... and then enter something. Entering is just entering.
Shawn: Look, the dead guy buried the money and then lost it. But that's beside the point. I think we can cut our losses, put these two back behind bars... if we work together.
O'Hara: And how do we do that?
Shawn: First, we dress up as musketeers and make a very special pact.
Gus: How much further is this place?
Shawn: Fifty, sixty miles.
Gus: Sixty miles? And you didn't get me a donut?
Shawn: I did get you a donut. And then I ate it.
Gus: (referring to shattered window) Did you do that?
Shawn: Why would I ruin our totally cool window?
Gus: For effect! To make me think you contacted an evil ghost.
Shawn: Gus, please! Why didn't you float that idea by me sooner? That's genius!
Gus: What the hell are you doing?
Shawn: Checking baseball scores, my fantasy team is killing me.
Gus: This is the chief's office.
Shawn: No, she runs the league. I'm kidding. She's in a meeting, she won't mind. Plus we look really important hanging out in here. Gus, have you tried this chair? It's a pregnancy chair; we have to get one for the office. My birthing canal never felt so in-line.
Shawn: You're not Roger. (flashback) No, you're David Wilcroft. Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Germany 20 November 2007 on RTL
Czech Republic 28 May 2008 on Prima
Finland 26 January 2009 on MTV3
"Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Shawn: (about Meredith Baxter Birney) I loved her because she is Mrs. Keaton, and she gave birth to APK.
This references Baxter-Birney's role on the 1980s comedy Family Ties, where she played the mother of Michael J. Fox's Alex P. Keaton.
Shawn: We're gonna find the Dread Pirate Wilcroft's dirty booty.
Referring to the Dread Pirate Roberts of The Princess Bride
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