Punky: What's the matter?
Peggy: Oh, nothing. Just that you ruined my life, that's all!
Punky: You asked me to mention your party in my column.
Peggy: I didn't ask you to mention that I had two boyfriends!
Peggy: Had. They both read your column and got into a big fight.
Punky: Oops. (pauses) I'm sure they'll make up.
Peggy: Oh, well, they already did, right after they dumped me!
Punky: How about if I have a little chat with them at your party?
Peggy: You are not coming to my party. In fact, I'm spreading the word about you. You'll never get invited to another party ever again!