Henry: (reads Punky's newspaper article) "Reliable room of department. What boy whose initials are J.W. was seen kissing what girl whose initials are C.F. behind the dessert cart in the cafeteria"? This is a bit gossipy.
Punky: Yeah, the kids loved it.
Henry: What happened to that fascinating interview with Mr. Weaver?
Punky: The kids hated it. This is what kids wanna be. Boy meets girl. Boy kisses girl. Boy gets fat lip.