Punky: (reads from her newspaper article to Henry) "What boy whose name rhymes with 'mud' ran 99 yards in the wrong direction, scoring a winning touchdown for the other team? Peggy 'Miss Popularity' is in a pickle. She's having a big party this Saturday night. The question is, which one of her two boyfriends will be there"?
Henry: (disturbed) Oh...
Punky: "Finally, the best practical joke of the year goes to Mrs. Winston's geography class. Those crazy kids ate a live frog in her briefcase. What will they think of next"?
Henry: I realize I should let you express yourself, Punky, but this is blatent sensationalism.
Punky: Thanks, Henry. I thought it was pretty good myself.