Puppets Who Kill

Season 1 Episode 7

Cuddles The Safety Mascot

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Aired Friday 10:00 PM Nov 22, 2002 on The Comedy Network
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Cuddles The Safety Mascot
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Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

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SUBMIT REVIEW
    Dan Redican

    Dan Redican

    Dan Barlow

    Bruce Hunter

    Bruce Hunter

    Rocko (Puppeteer)

    Bob Martin

    Bob Martin

    Cuddles (Puppeteer)

    Gord Robertson

    Gord Robertson

    Bill (Puppeteer)

    James Rankin

    James Rankin

    Buttons the Bear (Puppeteer)

    Jill Dickson

    Jill Dickson

    Monica

    Guest Star

    Richard Fitzpatrick

    Richard Fitzpatrick

    Hazardous Wastes Manager

    Guest Star

    Timm Zemanek

    Timm Zemanek

    School Principal

    Guest Star

    Bill Cameron

    Bill Cameron

    News Broadcaster

    Recurring Role

    Soo Garay

    Soo Garay

    Head of the PTA

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (12)

      • Bill: (confronting angry mob) C'mon, who feels lucky? Huh? C'mon, ya bunch of chicken shits! Huh? Who wants to tangle with the Billmeister?

      • Dan: You guys don't want to handle waste. I'm going to show you guys what handling waste is really all about.
        Rocko: How you gonna do that?
        Dan: You're going to be cleaning up a hazardous waste site for the government.
        Buttons: You gotta be kidding!

      • Dan: (referring to Bill confronting angry mob) That was the single bravest thing I've ever seen in my lfe. What did you say?
        Bill: I appealed to their sense of decency as god fearing Christians to have mercy on us.
        Dan: So they left?
        Bill: Uhh, no. They're torching the house in the tradition of god fearing Christians everywhere. We got about two minutes to get out the back.

      • Waste Manager: (watching Rocko and Buttons haul hazardous waste barrels) Hey, you guys are doing a good job. If you live long enough, you'll rise to management.

      • Rocko: I have a question. How safe is it?
        Waste Manager: Don't tell me you're worried about getting a little lump on your lung, ya pussy!
        Rocko: I'm a dog, actually.
        Waste Manager: You look like roadkill in a hat. Any more questions??!!
        Buttons: Uhhhhh, nope.

      • Waste Manager: What the, what did you do? What happened? How did this barrel get open?
        Rocko: We opened it a little bit. What's the big deal?
        Buttons: Yeah, the blue one is minty.
        Waste Manager: Holy shit! You're not supposed to open them! Run for your lives! (runs screaming from area)
        (Sirens start echoing)
        Rocko: Hmmm, must be lunch.

      • Buttons: Man, I love these high paying, menial jobs, don't you?
        Rocko: Yeah, well, be careful with that shit. I spilled some on my pants and I'm pretty sure I can't have babies.

      • Dan: (referring to the late Bobo) That degenerate bastard!
        Cuddles: But, Jesus says judge not lest ye be judged.
        Dan: Yeah, well, Jesus didn't know everything.

      • Dan: I figure by putting Cuddles in a job that is outside his skill set, I teach him to sink or swim.
        Bill: What?
        Dan: Well, you know, ' sink or swim '. We used to throw people into the water. A certain percentage would swim to shore out of a desperate need for survival.
        Bill: And the rest?
        Dan: Well, uhh, they go to an icy, cold, watery grave screaming for their lives but I'm sure that won't happen.

      • Cuddles: (referring to applying for Bobo's job) It's too macabre. What am I, a vulture?
        Dan: Just get used to it, ok? He's dead! Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!
        Cuddles: But he was a hero, an idol to thousands!
        Dan: Yes, he was but you know what he is now? He's a rotting corpse! Ok, the only way they'll bring him back is with a shovel. HE is a cadaver! HE is a stiff! He (notices crying woman behind him),oh, I, uhh, was talking about my Dad.

      • Broadcaster: Bobo the Hippo, last week a dead hero, this week a depraved sexaholic. Portions of this tape are deeply disturbing and of a highly sensitive nature but we've decided to show it to you anyway.

      • Rocko: When do we start?
        Dan: Tomorrow... at the ah... dilapidated factory down the street.
        Rocko: Oh... is... is that the place where nobody knows what they do there?
        Dan: Oh... no, that's the Post Office. This is the place right next door to that.

    • NOTES (0)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Stand by Me
        Rocko and Buttons heading out to ' see a dead body down by the railroad tracks ' alludes to the movie Stand by Me, whose plot centers around a group of young boys heading down a set of railroad tracks to see a dead body.

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