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Episode Guide

    • Cuddles Gets Laid
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      12/13/02
      9.9
      Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
    • Cuddles Goes To Jail
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      10/18/02
      9.7
      Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing to teach him a lesson. However, Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay. During all of that, Dan starts to think that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
    • Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
      When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
    • The CBC Is Killing Again
      The CBC Is Killing Again
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      4/1/05
      9.5
      The ratings for the CBC are down and the network executives are desperate to improve them. At the urging of Rocko and Bill, they arrive at unique plan of action - kill off the stars of rival networks.
    • Pilot
      Pilot
       
      10/4/02
      9.2
      Buttons, at the behest of Dan, starts a relationship with a woman dedicated to closing the house down but starts to worry she may be more than he can handle sexually. Meanwhile, Rocko looks to obtain a kidney for a children's show host but is frustrated at every turn.
    • Bill's Brain
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      10/31/02
      9.1
      Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
    • Cuddles the Artist
      Cuddles the Artist
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      4/29/05
      9.1
      Challenged by Dan to do better art, Cuddles turns to an extremely unusual source for his works. When Cuddles is believed to have committed suicide a short time later, his ' art ' suddenly becomes a sensation and worth a great deal of money.
    • The Twilight Place
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      4/23/04
      9.0
      Dan gets rid of the TV to stop the gang doing nothing but sitting around watching it so Cuddles and Rocko buy their own set from a thrift shop but it turns out to be cursed.
    • Buttons On A Hot Tin Roof
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      2/11/05
      8.9
      Buttons is working at his new job as a handyman for a retired Colonel but his wayward nature quickly causes problems....for Dan!
    • Dan's Umbrella
      Dan's Umbrella
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      12/20/02
      8.8
      Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureaucracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebrity brains.
    • Dan and the New Neighbour
      Dan and the New Neighbour
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      5/6/05
      8.8
      Bill must deal with Corrections Canada's new social worker intern at their house. Meanwhile, Dan, Cuddles, and Buttons fight for their new neighbour's affections.
    • Dash The Greeter
      Dash The Greeter
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      12/6/02
      8.8
      Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
    • Dan And The Bird Flu
      Dan And The Bird Flu
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      3/25/05
      8.7
      Dan signs up Cuddles and Rocko to be test subjects for a government experimental drug problem. While this is happening, Bill places an ad in the paper for someone to be an ' unusual ' dinner guest.
    • Dan's Crush
      Dan's Crush
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      11/29/02
      8.7
      Buttons manages to get Dan infatuated with him in order to get tickets for Rocko but discovers that he may have gotten in over his head....
    • The Payback
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      1/3/03
      8.7
      Rocko starts up a club after the puppets find a large quantity of money and the quartet runs afoul of criminals, who threaten to kill them unless it is handed over to them.
    • Buttons And The Paternity Suit
      Buttons And The Paternity Suit
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      3/18/05
      8.6
      Buttons enlists Dan's help as he deal with a paternity suit brought against him by a woman who claims Buttons is the father of her child. Rocko and Bill compete to see who can claim to have broken the most sections of the Criminal Code of Canada.
    • The Lovely Fred
      The Lovely Fred
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      4/8/05
      8.6
      A new person comes to live at the halfway house and has a profound effect on the attitudes and outlooks of everyone there.
    • Rocko's Politician
      Rocko's Politician
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      3/11/05
      8.5
    • Dan And The Necrophiliac
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      4/9/04
      8.5
      At Uncle Harry's funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin he's always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the chance to get laid?
    • Pizza Boys Are Missing
      Pizza Boys Are Missing
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      3/26/04
      8.5
      In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies to a pretty lady, (Meredith Henderson), to get what he wants. The truth about Buttons is uncovered though, and the case of the disappearing pizza boys is solved.moreless
    • Portrait Of Buttons
      Portrait Of Buttons
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      2/6/04
      8.5
      Dan cons Buttons into thinking his portrait is cursed to reflect his evil to control him but accidentally drives the bear into a homicidal rage resulting in a bloodbath at the local church.
    • Cuddles The Safety Mascot
      Cuddles The Safety Mascot
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      11/22/02
      8.4
      Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
    • Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
      Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      12/27/02
      8.4
      Dan deals with a troublesome neighbor and Cuddles starts dating a real witch. Unfortunately for Cuddles, his girlfriend doesn't care for his promiscous nature.
    • Gus The Arsonist
      Gus The Arsonist
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      3/4/05
      8.4
      Dan brings a reformed arsonist named Gus to the house as a role model to the puppets. However, when the puppets mock and ridicule Gus, Dan fears that Gus may return to his old ways by burning the house down.
    • Cuddles The Demon
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      2/20/04
      8.4
      Dan's game with an Ouija board results in Cuddles being possessed by a demon who intends to destroy the world. The demon picks Dan as the virgin sacrifice he needs to finish the job.
    • Button's Big Fat Greek Wedding
      Button's Big Fat Greek Wedding
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      4/22/05
      8.3
      With their promise not to kill any more in mind, Bill and Rocko attempt to do murder for hire without murdering but have mixed results. Buttons gets involved with a crime boss' daughter but runs afoul of the boss.
    • Bill Sues
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      1/30/04
      8.2
      Bill tries to sue the families of his victims for mental cruelty and is sentenced to castration for wasting the judge's time.
    • Cuddles The Manchurian Candidate
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      2/18/05
      8.2
      Cuddles joins the Canadian army where he is programmed to become a super soldier upon certain circumstances. Meanwhile, Bill and Rocko are buying gadgets from local stores only to return them a few days later in their way of taking advantage of the system.
    • Buttons Goes To Court
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      10/25/02
      8.2
      Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million in a lawsuit. The only thing that might prevent this is if he can't keep his hands off the jury forewoman.
    • Dead Ted
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      3/5/04
      8.0
      Rocko's old cellmate Ted drops by to say hi and offer to share his hidden loot with him but dies accidentally before he can tell Rocko where its hidden
    • Bill's Got The Blues
      Bill's Got The Blues
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      3/19/04
      8.0
      Bill is suffering from extreme depression because Dan's forbidden him to commit murder but Dan needs Bill to cheer up so he can have a chance at a successful Social Workers grant
    • Rocko Gets A Lung
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      4/2/04
      8.0
      Rocko learns he's down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but he's such a scumbag that no one's willing to donate them to him and he doesn't have the money to buy a new set. Bill's sent to a TV quiz show to earn the money but it turns out his genius at home was actually from cheating and in he's way over his head.moreless
    • The Amazing Bill
      The Amazing Bill
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      4/15/05
      8.0
      To be updated in future....
    • Buttons The Geriatric
      Buttons The Geriatric
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      2/27/04
      8.0
      Buttons picks an elderly rich widow as his ticket to the good life and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop her changing her will to leave him everything.
    • Prostitutes For Jesus
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      2/13/04
      8.0
      Button's has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous "husband" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who have announced a holy mission to see that the terminally ill get laid.
    • Buttons the Dresser
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      2/25/05
      7.8
      Buttons role as an aide to the lead actor of a play proves to be far more complicated than he desired. Meanwhile, Cuddles' part in the play's direction is linked to Bill's reaction to criticism of his acting.
    • Cuddles The Religious Icon
      Cuddles The Religious Icon
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      3/12/04
      7.6
      Cuddle gains the power to heal by touch and becomes known to the neighbours as the Miracle Child but his popularity annoys Dan who sets out to destroy Cuddle's gift until he discovers he has terminal bowel cancer.
    • Rocko And The Twins
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      4/16/04
      7.6
      Cuddles' latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the situation and finds he's met his match in the bitter & angry sister. To everyone's surprise their mutual hostility turns into a passionate affair while Cuddles finds that the other sister is far more boring than her personal ad claimed.moreless
    • Dan and the Garden Shears
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      3/9/06
      7.6
      Dan resolves to get back garden shears from his neighbor but seems to be stymied when the neighbor dies and is buried with the garden shears. Meanwhile, Buttons plans to steer clear of a tryst with a woman supposedly cursed to have her lovers die unexpectedly but his plans goes awry.moreless
    • Dan's Ideal Woman
      Dan's Ideal Woman
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      5/18/06
      7.6
      Dan tells Buttons of his ideal woman and is horrified when Buttons finds and seduces a woman that fits that description. Meanwhile, Bill starts to build bombs as a hobby and Rocko tries to get in shape with equipment he steals from others.
    • The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      11/8/02
      7.4
      Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island but doesn't tell him that he is planning to hunt Rocko down for sport.
    • 4/13/06
      7.3
      When news comes out that Buttons runs a slave labor factory that produces Buttons the Bear dolls, Buttons looks for a way to restore his public image. Rocko suggests contacting a foundation that grants wishes of terminally ill people but Buttons quickly finds out that granting such a wish isn't a short term fix as he thinks. Meanwhile, Dan is annoyed when Bill keeps interrupting at the most inopportune times and Rocko, with great reluctance, agrees to help out a former prison inmate.moreless
    • Oedipus Dan
      Oedipus Dan
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      4/6/06
      7.3
      Dan's mother arrives for a short visit at the halfway house. After a series of unfortunate accidents, and a little subtle encouragement from Rocko, she begins to believe that Dan has an Oedipus complex. To make matters worse, Dan is told he may fall victim to the Oedipus prophecy that foretells nasty events for him and his parents.moreless
    • The Joyride
      The Joyride
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      3/2/06
      7.2
      The puppets steal a car parked near a local variety store. However, they are unaware of the car's owner or the fact that the car contains unwanted baggage - a dead body!
    • Buttons the Ghost
      Buttons the Ghost
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      6/22/06
      7.0
      Dan and Buttons are involved in a car accident with Buttons left in a near death coma as a result. However, Buttons' ghost appears at the halfway house and quickly makes Dan's life miserable as only he can. Frustrated, Dan resolves to rid himself of the ethereal presence through any means necessary.moreless
    • Rocko's Telethon
      Rocko's Telethon
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      11/15/02
      7.0
      Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. In addition, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.moreless
    • Mr. Big
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      3/16/06
      6.8
      After acquiring a Falcon, Cuddles is mistaken by a group of criminals as the legendary mobster ' Mr. Big ' and the consequences could be deadly for Dan and the others
    • A Few Feuds
      A Few Feuds
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      5/11/06
      6.8

      A series of misunderstandings lead Rocko, Bill, Buttons and Cuddles to believe each of them is trying to kill one of the others in house. Meanwhile, Dan finds himself caught up in an old feud betweeen two warring families.

    • The Rival House
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      4/27/06
      6.8
      Dan learns that Correction Services will be closing down one of the halfway houses in the area with the other run by an arch rival of Dan's. With the other house populated by seemingly perfect puppets, Dan and his charges seem destined to lose this competition.
    • Bill and the Berkowitz's
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      3/30/06
      6.8
      A dispute between Rocko and a local drug dealer climaxes with a dead mailman at the door of the halfway house and Bill being blamed for it. To rehab his image, Bill befriends an elderly couple but this doesn't turn exactly as he planned.
    • Dan Is Dead
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      3/23/06
      6.3
      Dan is presumed dead and his will reveals that he was a multi-millionaire at the time of his death. However, the puppets discover that the will had an odd provisal: the money would go entirely to the one person who could prove they loved Dan the most.
    • Bill's Wedding
      Bill's Wedding
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      4/20/06
      6.3
      A minister and his wife pay a visit to the halfway house and in a short amount of time, Buttons starts fooling around with the wife, to the dismay of the minister. Meanwhile, Bill is set to marry a woman he has known only briefly even as reports circulate of a beautiful woman killing people at an alarming rate.moreless
    • The Hostage
      The Hostage
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      5/4/06
      6.0
      Buttons' trip to Rio lands him in hot war financially and he resorts to kidnapping a wealthy businessman as a means to extricate him from the mess. Dan tries to get Corrections Canada to hire a maid to clean the house for him.
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