Puppets Who Kill

Season 2 Episode 9

Pizza Boys Are Missing

Aired Friday 10:00 PM Mar 26, 2004 on The Comedy Network



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Buttons: I don't want to fuck you, Dan, but I will if I have to.

    • Dan: Face it, Bill. Your entire criminal career has been a litany of screw-ups.
      Bill: It's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback, Dan. You try and cover up for an arterial spray!

    • Dan: Face it, Bill, you were a stupid criminal.
      Bill: I was not stupid.
      Dan: You had a cab driver wait for you while you murdered a family of four.
      Bill: Yeah, you try and flag a cab when you're covered with blood.
      Dan: You sent a tape of one your murders into America's Funniest Videos.
      Bill: Yeah, if it wasn't for that moonwalking dog, I would have won.

    • Dan: (hearing about missing pizza delivery boys) This is horrible!
      Bill: Yeah, if we don't have pizza boys, where are really stoned people going to get their pizza?

    • Rocko: Look, it's a skull gumball machine made with a real skull! Great idea, huh?
      Buttons: No, it isn't! Who the hell is going to buy that?
      Rocko: Lots of people. Kids love real skulls!

  • Notes

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