Dan: Face it, Bill, you were a stupid criminal.
Bill: I was not stupid.
Dan: You had a cab driver wait for you while you murdered a family of four.
Bill: Yeah, you try and flag a cab when you're covered with blood.
Dan: You sent a tape of one your murders into America's Funniest Videos.
Bill: Yeah, if it wasn't for that moonwalking dog, I would have won.