Chuck: Hey! Isn't that...
Ned: Simone? The dog lady you dated? Is that why we're hiding?
Emerson: We ain't hiding and we didn't date.
Chuck: You wanted to.
Emerson: Yeah. And then I didn't.
Ned: Why you didn't?
Chuck: No kidding. She's gorgeous.
Emerson: There are complicated issues in this situation that you don't need to know nothing about. Except that their complexities are so complex that they make this shallow conversation absurd.
Emerson: You calling my romantic life strange?