QI Season 2 Episode 9

Stephen: The winner was a cook. His name was Koroibos of Elis, and he was a cook, and like all the contestants, was naked.
Alan: They all ran in the nude.
Stephen: All ran in the nude, in the nudey...
Josie: How wonderful! I would like to have seen the triple jump.
Alan: What about the pole vault?
Josie: Oh, don't! (fans her face with her hand)
Stephen: Koroibos, of course, won by a short head... No. After his final spurt... No! Shut up.

Josie: Ages ago, they were doing a column in one of the papers, "Who would you most like to be like?" So I said, David Attenborough. I love the career he's had, I love his wisdom, I love his sense of adventure... and a couple of weeks later the article came out, it was actually, "Who would you most like to look like?" There was a lovely picture of me next to David, and then, like, Toyah Wilcox next to Audrey Hepburn.

Rich: I think it's evil putting food in front of a bug, to name it like butterfly. 'Cause I would eat butterflies, when I was a kid, because I thought they had butter in 'em. And honeybees. And a hamster.

Alan: I've got a friend who always repeats himself. We call him Dave-ja vu.