Quads!

This episode centers on Riley trying to win a type of Special Olympics so he can become rich with a sponsership deal.

Lefty is cast in a horror movie, but he wants to act theatre-style.

Riley tries to help big-time rock star Flem Fleming become sober, but there's one problem: Flem can't stop drinking, and he even convinces Riley to drink, too!

The gang go on a reality TV show called CRIPPLE CHALLENGE and even Franny, but the only reason Franny's on the show is because of her breasts.

Riley needs a kidney transplant.

Griz discovers his talent - he can play the piano - but this makes Lefty jealous, because he feels that he is the only one with any talent.

Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.

An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.

The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - until the side effects kick in.

The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.

Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.

Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.

Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.

Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.

Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.

Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for "unfortunate gimps".