Quantum Leap

Guna: There's a bomb in the chemistry building. That's right. There's a bomb in the chemistry building. Not a blonde, a bomb. Geez, these guys can't even get a prank right!

Sam: I guess I don't know how to have fun, if that's what fun is. Al: Sure you do. Look, nobody has fun all the time... not even me. Sam: Well, there's a news flash.

Guna: Now, there's a taco I'd really like to sink my teeth into... if she weren't such a dip!

Sam: I am the great Tau-Waii Kappa-Lua Beta-Hiti, God of the Luau. Let no man refuse my hospitality tonight, lest he shall be forced to suffer through the death of the 1000 limbos. Al: Bimbos. Sam: Bimbos. Therefore, my children, go. Eat with your fingers. Drink with your toes. Dance with your lips until the dawn smiles down upon your warm, unconscious bodies. I am Tau-Waii the great Kappa-Lua Beta-Hiti, God of the Luau and I leave you with this message, T-K-B is the life for me!

Duck: You know man, you're like glass. I see right through you.

Al: Well, he's an art major. Some kind of a sculptor. Sam: Probably works in beer cans.