Michael fights to get Ben back into his life - he has to prove he can handle the HIV-positive situation. Brian is introduced to his mother's minister - but they've already met (not in church). Ted has a really hard time dealing with some performance enhancing drugs.
morelessBrian: Which piece of whimsical fiction would you prefer, sonny boy? Grimm's Fairy Tales? Or the Bible?
Michael: She just needs a little time to get used to it.
Emmett: What? That her baby boy sucks hot, hard cock?
Ted: And loves it.
Mrs. Kinney: I hope you know it's a sin.
Brian: That I fuck guys or that I didn't tell you?
Mrs. Kinney: You make all the jokes you want. The Bible makes it clear. You're going to hell.
Brian: Great service.
Reverend Butterfield: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Brian: I meant at the baths.
Emmett: You know, I once wanted to be a priest. But then I thought - how unnatural. Living your life cloistered away in a world full of men.
Michael: It was supposed to be dinner, not the fucking Spanish In-queer-sition.
Ted: I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it wont go down! What am I going to do? Emmett: Have you tried soaking it? Lindsay: How about a cold shower? Brian: How about scaring it? Justin: That's hiccups. Brian: Boo! Ted: Thank you all for caring. Melanie: What about something that would completely turn you off? Brian: That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits?
Ted: And I need a stiff one. (Brian laughs) The other kind.
Emmett: Stop worrying. You heard what the doctor said; It will go down.
Brian: Yeah, mine did.
Justin: Yeah, thanks to your mom. She can make anyone lose their hard-on.
Ted: Can I get her number?
(Brian's loft, where Justin and Brian are having sex)
Justin: (gasps) I can't... believe... you... fucked me... again...
Brian: (gasps) It was... your idea... to steal... Ted's... Viagra...
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