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    Martini_D

    [41]Oct 12, 2007
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    SMGslayer97 wrote:
    Leo75 wrote:

    Brian: I don't believe in love. I believe in f***ing. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with a maximum of pleasure, and a minimum of bull**** Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in, so they can get laid. And they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. Episode 102.



    As much as I think Brian is very cynical about love he is for the most part right here.


    Indeed. I partly agree aswell.
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    duit83

    [42]Oct 14, 2007
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    Well, this is one of my favorite lines:

    "They say Mardi Gras in Sydney's the gayest place on earth. Except, of course, for Disneyland."

    (Brian Kinney in episode 5.10)

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    SMGslayer97

    [43]Oct 14, 2007
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    duit83

    [44]Oct 15, 2007
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    Yeah, it's really funny ... and so true!

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    Donna48

    [45]Oct 16, 2007
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    I love this quote from Hunter in 401.

    Ben: Hey pal, Ahhh how's it going?

    Hunter: We're stuck in a sh*t hole motel, in the pouring rain down to our last Cheeto, but other than that, life is beautiful.

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    djboy76

    [46]Nov 3, 2007
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    Ted, in a rare Alpha moment.

    [At Studs & Suds. Michael has gone away for the weekend with David, and Brian is mopey]
    Ted (to Brian): As the great French philosopher [...] once said: "It is not enough to trick. Your best friend must also go home alone."
    Edited on 11/03/2007 1:48pm
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    djboy76

    [47]Nov 3, 2007
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    Lindsay (re: Brian's sh*t): I don't put up with it - I understand it. Him. [...] That he does exactly what he wants, No excuses, no apologies. I've always admired him for that.


    Mel (to David): I don't know... Lindsay says it's that he'll do anything, say anything, f*ck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.
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    djboy76

    [48]Nov 12, 2007
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    [At Woody's, Brian consults a shrink, with whom he has obviously had previous "dealings", regarding Justin]

    Shrink: You know, for someone who has enough disorders to merit your own cla-s-sification in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, you are one of the most well-adjusted and high-functioning bastards I know.
    Brian: Thanks.
    Shrink: What's your secret?
    Brian: A series of hopeless addictions, for one. And, never seeing a shrink, for another.

    [Why on earth does TV.com block the word, "c-l-a-s-s"?]
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    djboy76

    [50]Nov 12, 2007
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    Apparently it's an HTML block on the word c-l-a-s-s, to prevent people embedding Javascript actions in their messages.

    It's stupidly implemented though. It's only possible for it to be an issue by using the word on its own, not as part of a larger word, like c-l-a-s-sification, etc.
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    djboy76

    [51]Nov 12, 2007
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    [Debbie shows up at the boys' gym]

    Michael: Mom, what are you doing here?
    Debbie: Same thing you are.
    Brian: Cruising for a blowjob?

    Had me laughing for something like 10 minutes.
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    djboy76

    [52]Nov 21, 2007
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    [When Vic dies, Debbie goes nuts covering the house in Christmas decorations.]

    Michael (to Emmett): Where are you going?

    Emmett: Christmas shopping. Only 310 days left!

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    djboy76

    [53]Nov 22, 2007
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    Lindsay: My house has many rooms. I occupy but a few. The rest go unvisited.
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    SMGslayer97

    [54]Nov 24, 2007
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    djboy76 wrote:
    Lindsay: My house has many rooms. I occupy but a few. The rest go unvisited.


    That's probably one of my favorite quotes of the entire show.
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    luvstoned21

    [56]Nov 26, 2007
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    Brian to Justin in the first episode:

    "I don't believe in love. I believe in f*cking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure, and minimum of bulls*it. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in, so they can get laid. And they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that's what you want, then go find yourself a pretty little girl... and get married."

    And so the drama of Brian Kinney and Justin Taylor begins!!!

    And I agree, Brian speaks a good amount of truth here.I think he was the smartest of them all when it came to his views.

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    duit83

    [57]Dec 2, 2007
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    One of my favorite Debbie's words of wisdom:

    Mourn the losses because they're many, but celebrate the victories because they're few.

    (Episode 314)

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    FERNace

    [58]Dec 26, 2007
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    Brian: Yeah, like I give a s*** what God thinks about me. He should worried about what I think of Him.
    Michael: How you figured that?
    Brian: In all these cold, dead universe we're the only ones that exists. Without us He's nothin'.


    That proves that Brian's intelligence goes over the top. Yay us atheists!
    Edited on 12/26/2007 4:29pm
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    SMGslayer97

    [59]Dec 26, 2007
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    FERNace wrote:
    Brian: Yeah, like I give a s*** what God thinks about me. He should worried about what I think of Him.
    Michael: How you figured that?
    Brian: In all these cold, dead universe we're the only ones that exists. Without us He's nothin'.


    That proves that Brian's intelligence goes over the top. Yay us atheists!


    I remember the first time I saw that episode that little bit of the conversation between Michael and Brian really stood out for me, I had never thought about the whole 'God' situation from the perspective. Really good choice.
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    kabo3lives

    [60]Dec 27, 2007
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    [In a hustler bar filled with older men:]

    Justin: Look at all these old guys.

    Brian: Sad, isn't it?

    Justin: Yeah. Some of them are even older than you are. [Brian gives him a look. Justin ignores him and continues.] But I guess at their age if you want it, you gotta pay for it.

    Brian: Another reason to die young.

    Justin: Or to accept the fact that youth and beauty are fleeting. That time will inevitably leave its mark, and that we should accept our mortality with grace and dignity.

    [An old man makes eyes at Justin and winks at him. Justin looks faintly disturbed.]

    Justin: Until then I could really clean up in this place.

    ~~Episode 312

    Edited on 12/27/2007 12:16pm
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