Will Brian accept a Hero Award for saving Justin? Ted's favorite author, Howard Bellweather, is in town to protest Brian's award while collecting his own. Emmett's working for fabulous men who seem like the politically correct characters of the new gay TV drama, "Gay as Blazes"! Michael wants to reconnect with Brian at the comic convention.
morelessJustin: You're a hero. No matter what anyone says.
Debbie: I just love rock-hard pecs and rippled abs.
Michael: God, Mom, you are such a fag.
Vic: Yeah, it puts the rest of us to shame.
Michael: They're two uber-passes to Comic Con! Priority access to all events! Complete comic book overload! One for me and one for you.
Brian: Whoa, dude! The kids at school will, like, puke. They'll be, like, so jealous.
Michael: I'll take that as a "No?"
Brian: I'd run away screaming but it's been a long day.
Ted: No, start blaming yourself. You know, it wouldn't have happened if you could keep your mind off sex long enough to think about something else. Emmett: Like what? Ted: Like, going to a museum or reading a book. Emmett: A book? Ted: Yeah. It's got pages...little words on it...you know...a cover. Allegedly, it improves the mind, and...oh! Hey, they happen to sell them right here. Anybody care to join me?
Debbie: Who in the fuck is this Howard Bedwetter?
Brian: You're not trying to lose me are you? Justin: I'm sick of you always following me around. Don't you have friends your own age? Brian: Yea, but none of them adore me as much as you do. Justin: I can think of one that does.
Emmett: I may be a slut, but I'm an honest slut.
Michael: Ma, do you have to sit here? Debbie: I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother, but look at it this way: if you meet somebody nice, you won't have to bring him home to meet me 'cause I'm already here.
Ted: When you have principles, you don't need orgasms.
Brian: You have principles when you don't have orgasms.
Brian: I'm suing the mother fucker.
Michael: Take it easy, Brian.
Brian: He said I'm thirty-one. I'm thirty.
Justin: Is that all you care about? He practically called you a child molester.
Brian: Who should better know than you?
Justin: Sign this! "To Brian Kinney, please accept my apologies for what I wrote about you. I'm a sucking sack of shit. Love and luck, Howie." Mr.Bellweather: I take it you are... Justin: ...his teenage lover.
Featured Music: Andy Stochansky - Here Nor There
This episode is also called Hypocrisy, Don't Do It.
At the very end of the episode, a clip from "Gay as Blazes" is shown in which two of the characters bring what appears to be a homeless young gay guy into their house so that he can live with them. In a later season, Michael and Ben do the same thing for a hustler named Hunter. Apparently the stuff on GAB isn't as unrealistic as everyone thought!
The series "Gay as Blazes" featured during this episode is obviously a self-reference by the show's writers. It's even abbreviated "G.A.B.", just like Queer as Folk is often abbreviated by fans as "Q.A.F."
This episode is clearly satire of real life gay conservative Andrew Sullivan. While his book "Virtually Normal" is a classic on gay rights politics, Sullivan was caught on-line not as being HIV+ but interested in barebacking sex.
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