Michael throws a surprise 10th anniversary party for Melanie and Lindsay, but the evening doesn't quite turn out as planned. Justin's stay in Hollywood is extended, in turn affecting his relationship with Brian. At Ted's suggestion, Brian invests his Kinnetik profits in a new venture, and Carl agrees to move back into Debbie's house for the time being.
morelessMichael: Just remember, if there's anything you need... Melanie: When your tits start lactating, call me.
Melanie: (to Jenny) Who knew something so little could have so much poop in it. You might just grow up to be a lawyer.
Emmett: Why are his firm, manly tits in a twist?
Ted: Go buy yourself a new toy. Brian: I've got dildos up the ass.
Brian: I'm a cock sucker, I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say "judge yourself". This is where I live. This is who I am.
Emmett: Teddy, how many of those power bars have you had? Ted: Who's counting? Emmett: I am. That's your fourth. Do you know the number of carbs in those things, not to mention the calories? Ted: So I'll burn 'em off. Emmett: Honey, you'd have to go up in flames.
Episodes 501 and 501 will be shown as a two-parter on Showtime (in the US) on the 22nd May 2005.
Movie: The Passion of Moses This is a variation on the 2004 movie "The Passion of the Christ" directed by Mel Gibson.
S 1 : Ep 4
Aired 12/17/00
S 1 : Ep 3
Aired 12/10/00
S 1 : Ep 2
Aired 12/3/00
S 1 : Ep 1
Aired 12/3/00
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