Emmett: Oh my God, look. He must've followed us.
Michael: Christ! It's just what I need.
Emmett: Honey, it's what we all need.
(Michael shakes his head, ready to go into his house.)
Emmett: (stopping Michael) Hey, when was last time you got laid?
(Michael opens his mouth, doesn't know how to respond.)
Emmett: My point exactly: if you can't remember, then it's time.