Michael returns from Paris as if he's joined a higher income bracket with all the things David has bought him: new car, expensive clothes, and no time for Brian and the others. The harassment at school continues for Justin, but his request for a gay-straight student alliance is still denied. Lindsay continues ahead with her plan to marry Guillaume despite Brian's warning she's marrying the wrong person. Guillaume counters Brian's threat to call Immigration by reminding him that Lindsay could go to jail over their green-card marriage, then pushes Brian's buttons by suggesting that he might adopt Gus to make their arrangement look more convincing. Debbie and the others discover that Michael and David are hosting a black-tie political fund-raiser for State Senator Diane Baxter, but Michael makes it clear they are not invited. Brian, Justin, Emmett, Ted, Debbie and Vic crash the party anyway, with Ted dressed as a biker, Emmett dressed as Jackie Kennedy and everyone else dressed for Babylon. They turn the conservative fund-raiser into a party, Debbie and Diane bond, and everyone is having a great time. Except for Michael, who is horrified and embarrassed by his mother and friends for "ruining" the evening. He demands they leave, in turn making Debbie ashamed of him. Brian stops the wedding by agreeing to sign his parental rights to Gus over to Melanie, on the condition that she and Lindsay reconcile. They make up and Guillaume is sent packing. Justin and Daphne win with the help of Debbie, some protesters, and the media attention Diane brings. Debbie forgives Michael when he comes by the house and apologizes to everyone for his behavior at the party.
morelessDavid: (after he and Michael showed the gang a slide show of their trip to Paris) Well, I hope everyone wasn't too bored. Debbie: No! Ted: Oh, are you kidding? I haven't been that entertained since Gandhi. Debbie: Oh, looked the trip of a lifetime. Brian: It sure felt that long.
Brian: So it all worked out, happy ever after. Justin: Thanks to the Senator. Brian: Don't kid yourself. The Senator's using you for money and votes. She'll move on to her next cause, the next fund-raiser. Then where will you be? Justin: She said it's a small victory. Brian: Well, don't think that you've won. That it's over. Because the minute you do that, you're dead. Justin: Not as long as I've got you to protect me.
Justin: I love this picture. Brian: Yeah? Dada and sonny boy. Alright, so I'm a sh*tty father. Are we surprised? I'm upholding a fine family tradition. Justin: You're not a sh*tty father. You love Gus. Brian: I didn't think I would. It's strange. Justin: Knowing that there's someone else you care about besides yourself?
Brian: What if my aunt had balls? She'd be my uncle.
Music: "Lizzie's Balloon" by 45 Dip; "Trip Chick" by Mtrax; "Max's Mambo" by Phil Dwire; "Red Scarf" by Jean Paul Catoul; "Feel Cool" by Top Cat; "I Say a Little Prayer" by Michelle Clunie; "Party People" by Alex Gopher; "Touch Me" by Rui DeSilva; "Cu Cu Rru Cu Cu Paloma" by Luigi Sabatini; "Ciao For Now" by Luigi Sabatini; "Rendez-Vous" by Basement Jaxx
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