Brian surprisingly sees someone at the bath house; Justin finds out his parents are getting a divorce; Ted reconnects with Blake; a hunk from Babylon hits on Michael.
Brian advises Michael to form some ground rules for his and David's relationship, to establish what's acceptable. Brian later follows his own advice when he and Justin become 'boyfriends' in the second season.
Justin: Making out on the dance floor. Did you ever see anything so juvenile? Brian: Oh, I guess you're too mature for that, now that you're a college man. Michael: Who's a college man? Brian: Little Justin's been accepted to Dartmouth. (Group stands impressed, as Michael gives a phoney pretentious giggle) Michael: Ooh, and Ivy Leaguer. Mummy and daddy must be so proud. Justin: I decided not to go. Brian: Since when? Justin: Since I realized, I could never be a business major. I decided I want to go to Pittsburgh Institute of Fine Art. (The group stands impressed once again) Emmett: La di da. Justin: If I get in. Brian: And here I thought I was finally rid of you. Justin: Not until I say so. (Group laughs) Michael: You can just image what your parents will say. Justin: I don't care what they say. I gotta do what's gonna make me happy. Ted: Oh. Spoken like a true disciple of Brian.
Brian: And who does Michael deserve? Emmett: Someone who will cherish him... who will, uh, be faithful. Someone for whom he will be the sun, the moon and the stars. Brian: What fucking Bette Davis movie are you living in?
Brian: You're fucking terrified. Just like the night you met me. I was sure you'd run back home but you didn't. You said 'I'm going with him.' Justin: I cannot believe that you remember that. Considering you couldn't remember my name. Brian: And look what happened. Justin: I turned into a big queer. Brian: Yeah, lucky for you otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. But it's too late now. There's no turning back.
Brian: You should do him. Michael: What do you mean, "do him?" Brian: I'll get you an instruction manual.
Michael: I don't want to be a saint. I want to be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without regret or remorse. Brian: I'm sorry, that position has already been filled.
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